"Boss?" The one lone Chef Pig asked the slightly larger King Pig, sometimes called King Smooth Cheeks for his really smooth cheeks, both of them colored green as many much smaller Minion Pigs were in the background catapulting themselves, all of them also green, with it lightly raining as a bigger thunderstorm was looming in from the eastern direction.
"What?" King Pig replied, bouncing his body to face Chef Pig.
"...Why are we bad?" Chef Pig asked as he began cooking bacon in his frying pan.
"Because, we're bad... to the bone, baby!" King Pig exclaimed as he laughed evilly, fiery red and yellow flames in the background.
King Pig then revealed a picture model of a pig, showing off the bones as the pig gasped.
Why The Piggies Are Bad
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
"Ooh, we really are bad! Right down to the bones!" The Chef pig exclaimed as he noticed the many bad bones present in the bodies, with all of them having angry eyes and smiles.
Suddenly the wood and iron catapults were bombed by various birds, who were launching a surprise attack against the piggies. King Pig and Chef Pig screamed as they hid behind a brick wall, panting as they had their eyes widened.
"We may be bad... but we're not bad enough for a surprise attack!" King Pig stated to Chef Pig as the brick wall was bombed by several birds, with the piggies getting overpowered.