Naruto: Funny Moments 2

A/N: I've gotten much better reviews for this one, so I'm sure I'll have a few fans. #3 should be out within a few months.(I'm working on a lot at one time --)

disclaimer: I don't own Naruto/Inuyasha.

Naruto: "Orochimaru! I will defeat you!"

Orochimaru: "I'd like to see you try!"

Naruto: "Summoning!" (AOL loading noises)

Orochimaru stood there tapping his foot; Naruto still had his hand to the ground.

Voice from nowhere: " Gamabunta is currently not available, please leave your message at the tone...(Beep)"

Naruto: "Uh, yeah, I'm gonna need you to come sometime, so when you're not busy, just poof out of nowhere."

"I'm gonna have to try again."

Orochimaru: "Gosh bitch, hurry up!"

Naruto: " Summoning!" (AOL loading noises) (busy signal)

"Damn,... see you some other time."

At Naruto's house, Naruto is bathing.

Gamakichi: "Yo, man sorry I was busy."

Naruto: "God damn! You can't come when I'm fighting, but you come when I'm bathing!!!!"

Orochimaru to Jiraiya: "I've finally perfected my most powerful Kinjutsu. It allows you to summon other people."

Jiraiya: "That's pretty awesome, so how does it work? "

Orochimaru: "Just think of the person, and if they exist on Earth, they will be summoned with the correct hand signs."

Why this was a bad idea:

Jiraiya: "Summoning!" Several women appeared around him.

"Bear my child!"

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Sasuke: "Summoning!" He summoned Ino and they got into it, really into it.

Sakura: "How long has this been going on?"

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Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke are all on na bridge waiting for Kakashi to come for their mission.

Sakura: "God damn! Kakashi is 22 hours late! Where the hell is he? Summoning!"

Kakashi was wet, naked, and reading his book. He had a hairnet on.

Kakashi: "What?"

Sakura: "Um, you're late."

Kakashi: "Yeah, I am. Sorry, I've been in the shower. You know Sakura there's something different about you."

He threw his book and the three of them took a step towards her.

Sakura: "Wha-what are you doing! (Clothing ripping) No! Aiee! Aggghhh!"

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Miroku: "Summoning!" Miroku summons: (Insert girl here. No seriously, you choose who it is, but there's a catch, they're naked.)

Girl You Chose: "What the hell!??!"

Miroku: "I'm sure you know why I summoned you." He neared the girl.

Miroku: "You want a Mentos?"

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Naruto: "Yes! I figured out how to ditch school!"

Iruka: "Summoning!" Naruto appeared by him.

Naruto: "Damn!" (Jumps out a window)

Iruka: "Summoning!"

Naruto: "Shit!" (Jumps out a different window)

Iruka: "Summoning!"

Naruto: "Eksu!(Damn)" (Jumps out yet another window)

Iruka: "Summoning!"

Naruto: "Baisez-vous!(Screw you)" (Runs down to the next floor and jumps out a window)

Iruka: "I'll just let him fall this time."

Naruto (Falling): "Haha bitch!" SPLAT!!!!

Kakashi walked past him.

Kakashi: "Did someone drop oranges from the roof?"

The following Naruto spoof is entirely in French.

Tourbillon : " Je vous déferai épouvantail !"

Épouvantail : " Non, vous pas."

Tourbillon : " Montre comme j'emploie ma nouvelle technique!" Le

tourbillon commence à clignoter pendant que l'énergie autour de lui devient évidente.

Épouvantail : "Non de l'OH !"

Tourbillon : " Yahh !"

Tourbillon éclate.

The following is the same spoof translated from French into English.

Swirl (Naruto): "I will demolish you scarecrow!"

Scarecrow (Kakashi): "Not, you not."

Swirl: "Watch as I employ my new technique!"

The swirl starts to flicker while energy around him becomes obvious.

Scarecrow: "Not of the OH!"

Swirl: "Yahh!"

Swirl bursts.