Legacy of Kain: Café and Karaoke Shack.
Disclaimer: I do not own the songs featured in this fic, nor the web cartoon "College University". Also this fiction is gonna be somewhat of a series, in later episodes it will have some drama, and Moebius bashing, and maybe romance, and insanity, and Moebius bashing, and lots of humor, did I mention Moebius bashing?
Me: Hello and welcome to my, sixth fiction, wow, and it hasn't even been a year yet. I'm good. I decided to do some song fics. The first couple will be songs that I feel kinda relate to the Legacy of Kain games, not entirely but kinda. Well here goes.
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Today's song: "Immortal" by Adema.
In the last couple of months we've seen a Dating agency appear, three movie productions *each currently having technicalities* and some various insanity. *Explosions can be heard and you can insert some of your own ideas of what noises would occur* Plus we have, or at least once had, a Karaoke club, but some body burned it downed. *An incriminating Photo of Moebius appears, holding a kerosene jug and lighter near corner of club, apparently shocked to have been caught, and the words: 'Kill on sight' flash on it* So now we proudly introduced: *Trumpet fare* "The Blue vampire Café and Karaoke Club"
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(We see several Humans, Vampires, Hylden, Demons, Authors and Authoresess *Though the denizens of Nosgoth consider them to be even worse than demons, including the demons themselves.* Waiting at the entrance of the club. I am standing at the large double doors with the cliché giant scissors.)
Orpheum (Me): I will now cut the ceremonial ribbon, thus officially opening this club.
(I cut the ribbon and everyone claps. I then bow and enter. Moebius is then seen standing at the entrance with that velvet rope and is sadly *and quite poorly* dressed as a bouncer, apparently thinking dark sunglasses and a gold bracelet and a black shirt reading: 'Security' makes him look tough.)
Faustus, Marcus and Sebastion: *walk up*
Moebius: *Sad attempt at being a tough bouncer* U got ID?
Faustus, Marcus and Sebastion: *Flash ID and enter*
(We then see Jedi-And and his Final Fantasy friends come up, Moebius with out much hesitance let's the FF characters in, considering that Cloud, Squall, Sephiroth, Seymour and the bad dudes are carrying their weapons, but he stops Jedi.)
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: *Waving hand* You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: Look this is last time I'm gonna ask, ID please.
(Jedi gives a lightly annoyed stare and just waves his hand a few times. We cut to Concept of a demon and MortalK55 at the end of the line holding looking at ID cards.)
Concept: You these ID will work?
Mortal: Yeah, Fallen's a pro.
Concept: I'm not sure, mine doesn't really look like me.
(We see a picture of Bush on the ID which name reads: Concept Age: 21
Mortal: Well mine has a mustache to help make me look more mature.
(We see his is just a picture of Mario with his name next to it.)
Concept: Well it looks like were up. *Puts on a Bush mask*
Mortal: Okay, act cool. *Has a fake mustache and a cheap red hat that almost looks like Mario's*
(We then go back to Jedi and Moebius.)
Moebius: Look, I'll ask one more time. ID please.
Jedi: Oh, ah let me see.if I .have MY ID!
(Pulls out a light saber and slices Moebius' left arm off. People scream. Moebius, apparently more intent on being tough than caring about his decapitated arm, just stares at Jedi with an impatient look.)
Moebius: ..ID please.
Jedi: Look I don't have damn bloody ID!
Random vampire: Screw this!
Random human: Gang up on Moebius!
Moebius: Oh crap.
(Is ganged up on. Everybody then proceeds to enter on their own accord.)
Concept and Mortal: *Look at each and shrug, and just step over a beaten Moebius and enter*
(The inside is a very cool looking place, well lit and very roomy, people are either sitting at a table and chattering or drinking at the bar. Music is playing.
Light: *Is talking with Angel-chan* .And then he ran into a portal and vanished.
Angel-chan: How long did it take to get Sephy out?
Light: Luckily I swiped his Masamund while he wasn't looking and coaxed him back out.
Kiddies: *Running around raising hell like usual*
(Soon I step onto the stage as the music fades, everybody claps.)
Orpheum: Welcome, welcome to the first night of the 'Blue Vampire café and Karaoke club' tonight's first show is a performance of Adema's 'Immortal', a very cool song if I might add. Now without further ado, Raziel and the lieutenants! *Claps for them*
(Everyone cheers and claps even some whistle, the vampire raise their ales and cheer, the lights dim.)
*Immortal opening beat plays, if you don't know the song, its a little guitar solo, try looking up an mp3*
(We see Raziel in a spotlight with his head facing down, he has got on a black shirt and blue jeans, mostly the usual clothing of a rock band artist.)
Raziel: *Does that little groan and nods head about*..LET'S FIGHT!!!
*Guitars solo becomes more audible as the stage lights up and we see Rahab on drums, Turel on guitar, Dumah in back as back- up vocals, Zephon and Melchiah are wearing similar cloths like Raziel, as are Dumah and Turel and Rahab. Zephon and Melchiah are just doing some cool dance moves. Lights are dancing about to make the effect really cool.)
*The beat tones down a bit*
(Kain walks on; wearing the same cloths he keeps silent and plays along.)
Raziel: We're face to face (He and Kain stare at each other with stern gazes.) Loyalty is what I need to see from you *Dumah in lowly audible voice repeats 'from you'* You're insecure I can see the fear that breeds in your heart Where will you run? Where will you hide? I the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight!
*Chorus* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm Immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal Immortal Immortal Immortal!
I need the rush There's nowhere you could hide before you diiiiiie Why won't you face me? I can see the fear that's in you eeeeeeyyyyyeeeess! (Raziel and Kain act like their staring each other down.) Where will you run? Where will you hide? I see the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight!
*Chorus* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal!!!
*Little solo plays and that groan repeats* Where will run? Where will you hide? Where will run? Where will you hide? Let's fight!!!
*Chorus, in even greater depth* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm Immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal!!!
(We then see Moebius tied to a pole.) You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me (As the guitar stop everyone cheers, just as Moebius is set on fire at the same moment as the song stopped.)
Raziel: Thank you, thank you!
(He and Kain and the lieutenants' bow, as fan girls' scream and others clap. I then step onto the stage Raziel and the other leave, dragging a burned Moebius with them.)
Orpheum: Thank, that 'Immortal by Adema. Tune in next time for a Linkin' Park song!
(The lights on the stage dim as I walk off stage and everyone continues to chat and have fun, some people try to sing their favorite song but it doesn't go well.)
Orpheum: See you next time!
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Me: Well, what do you think, I thought the song kinda relates to Raziel's inability to die. After the Linkin' Park song, I will take your suggestions of a song, you may even choose who sings, it could even be you. Also the ID bit was a scene from a cartoon called "College University". Has anybody ever seen that, it's quite funny, if you haven't type this in: www.collegeuniv.com
Please review and I will let you each have a turn at the super - jumbo-sized speaker with Moebius next to it.
(I gesture to Moebius tied to a chair next to a giant speaker.)
See ya!
(I yell this into the microphone and Moebius is blasted by several watts of sound.)
Disclaimer: I do not own the songs featured in this fic, nor the web cartoon "College University". Also this fiction is gonna be somewhat of a series, in later episodes it will have some drama, and Moebius bashing, and maybe romance, and insanity, and Moebius bashing, and lots of humor, did I mention Moebius bashing?
Me: Hello and welcome to my, sixth fiction, wow, and it hasn't even been a year yet. I'm good. I decided to do some song fics. The first couple will be songs that I feel kinda relate to the Legacy of Kain games, not entirely but kinda. Well here goes.
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Today's song: "Immortal" by Adema.
In the last couple of months we've seen a Dating agency appear, three movie productions *each currently having technicalities* and some various insanity. *Explosions can be heard and you can insert some of your own ideas of what noises would occur* Plus we have, or at least once had, a Karaoke club, but some body burned it downed. *An incriminating Photo of Moebius appears, holding a kerosene jug and lighter near corner of club, apparently shocked to have been caught, and the words: 'Kill on sight' flash on it* So now we proudly introduced: *Trumpet fare* "The Blue vampire Café and Karaoke Club"
***
(We see several Humans, Vampires, Hylden, Demons, Authors and Authoresess *Though the denizens of Nosgoth consider them to be even worse than demons, including the demons themselves.* Waiting at the entrance of the club. I am standing at the large double doors with the cliché giant scissors.)
Orpheum (Me): I will now cut the ceremonial ribbon, thus officially opening this club.
(I cut the ribbon and everyone claps. I then bow and enter. Moebius is then seen standing at the entrance with that velvet rope and is sadly *and quite poorly* dressed as a bouncer, apparently thinking dark sunglasses and a gold bracelet and a black shirt reading: 'Security' makes him look tough.)
Faustus, Marcus and Sebastion: *walk up*
Moebius: *Sad attempt at being a tough bouncer* U got ID?
Faustus, Marcus and Sebastion: *Flash ID and enter*
(We then see Jedi-And and his Final Fantasy friends come up, Moebius with out much hesitance let's the FF characters in, considering that Cloud, Squall, Sephiroth, Seymour and the bad dudes are carrying their weapons, but he stops Jedi.)
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: *Waving hand* You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: ID please.
Jedi: You do not need to see my Identification.
Moebius: Look this is last time I'm gonna ask, ID please.
(Jedi gives a lightly annoyed stare and just waves his hand a few times. We cut to Concept of a demon and MortalK55 at the end of the line holding looking at ID cards.)
Concept: You these ID will work?
Mortal: Yeah, Fallen's a pro.
Concept: I'm not sure, mine doesn't really look like me.
(We see a picture of Bush on the ID which name reads: Concept Age: 21
Mortal: Well mine has a mustache to help make me look more mature.
(We see his is just a picture of Mario with his name next to it.)
Concept: Well it looks like were up. *Puts on a Bush mask*
Mortal: Okay, act cool. *Has a fake mustache and a cheap red hat that almost looks like Mario's*
(We then go back to Jedi and Moebius.)
Moebius: Look, I'll ask one more time. ID please.
Jedi: Oh, ah let me see.if I .have MY ID!
(Pulls out a light saber and slices Moebius' left arm off. People scream. Moebius, apparently more intent on being tough than caring about his decapitated arm, just stares at Jedi with an impatient look.)
Moebius: ..ID please.
Jedi: Look I don't have damn bloody ID!
Random vampire: Screw this!
Random human: Gang up on Moebius!
Moebius: Oh crap.
(Is ganged up on. Everybody then proceeds to enter on their own accord.)
Concept and Mortal: *Look at each and shrug, and just step over a beaten Moebius and enter*
(The inside is a very cool looking place, well lit and very roomy, people are either sitting at a table and chattering or drinking at the bar. Music is playing.
Light: *Is talking with Angel-chan* .And then he ran into a portal and vanished.
Angel-chan: How long did it take to get Sephy out?
Light: Luckily I swiped his Masamund while he wasn't looking and coaxed him back out.
Kiddies: *Running around raising hell like usual*
(Soon I step onto the stage as the music fades, everybody claps.)
Orpheum: Welcome, welcome to the first night of the 'Blue Vampire café and Karaoke club' tonight's first show is a performance of Adema's 'Immortal', a very cool song if I might add. Now without further ado, Raziel and the lieutenants! *Claps for them*
(Everyone cheers and claps even some whistle, the vampire raise their ales and cheer, the lights dim.)
*Immortal opening beat plays, if you don't know the song, its a little guitar solo, try looking up an mp3*
(We see Raziel in a spotlight with his head facing down, he has got on a black shirt and blue jeans, mostly the usual clothing of a rock band artist.)
Raziel: *Does that little groan and nods head about*..LET'S FIGHT!!!
*Guitars solo becomes more audible as the stage lights up and we see Rahab on drums, Turel on guitar, Dumah in back as back- up vocals, Zephon and Melchiah are wearing similar cloths like Raziel, as are Dumah and Turel and Rahab. Zephon and Melchiah are just doing some cool dance moves. Lights are dancing about to make the effect really cool.)
*The beat tones down a bit*
(Kain walks on; wearing the same cloths he keeps silent and plays along.)
Raziel: We're face to face (He and Kain stare at each other with stern gazes.) Loyalty is what I need to see from you *Dumah in lowly audible voice repeats 'from you'* You're insecure I can see the fear that breeds in your heart Where will you run? Where will you hide? I the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight!
*Chorus* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm Immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal Immortal Immortal Immortal!
I need the rush There's nowhere you could hide before you diiiiiie Why won't you face me? I can see the fear that's in you eeeeeeyyyyyeeeess! (Raziel and Kain act like their staring each other down.) Where will you run? Where will you hide? I see the blood drip from your eyes Who will survive? Let's get it on And we'll fight!
*Chorus* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal!!!
*Little solo plays and that groan repeats* Where will run? Where will you hide? Where will run? Where will you hide? Let's fight!!!
*Chorus, in even greater depth* I know who you are The leader of lost souls You can't kill me I'm Immortal I'm not afraid to die My soul will travel on You can't kill me I'm immortal!!!
(We then see Moebius tied to a pole.) You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me Immortal! You can't kill me (As the guitar stop everyone cheers, just as Moebius is set on fire at the same moment as the song stopped.)
Raziel: Thank you, thank you!
(He and Kain and the lieutenants' bow, as fan girls' scream and others clap. I then step onto the stage Raziel and the other leave, dragging a burned Moebius with them.)
Orpheum: Thank, that 'Immortal by Adema. Tune in next time for a Linkin' Park song!
(The lights on the stage dim as I walk off stage and everyone continues to chat and have fun, some people try to sing their favorite song but it doesn't go well.)
Orpheum: See you next time!
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Me: Well, what do you think, I thought the song kinda relates to Raziel's inability to die. After the Linkin' Park song, I will take your suggestions of a song, you may even choose who sings, it could even be you. Also the ID bit was a scene from a cartoon called "College University". Has anybody ever seen that, it's quite funny, if you haven't type this in: www.collegeuniv.com
Please review and I will let you each have a turn at the super - jumbo-sized speaker with Moebius next to it.
(I gesture to Moebius tied to a chair next to a giant speaker.)
See ya!
(I yell this into the microphone and Moebius is blasted by several watts of sound.)