Hooray, my first Death Note fanfic. I don't own Death Note.
Panty Fried Rice
It was a sunny day Bedford-Stuyvesant and Misa had just woken up. She went downstairs to see what her roommate L, who for the rest of this fanfic, shall be referred to as Ryuzaki, was making for breakfast.
"What's for breakfast." she started.
"I'm making a dish called Panty Fried Rice." he replied. "And I'm using your panties."
"You pervert!" yelled Misa as she raised her hand to smack him.
"Wait!" yelled Ryuzaki who was literally an inch away from being slapped by Misa. "Try ir first."
"No, that's disgusting!" yelled Misa as her stomach growled. "You know, I am hungry."
"Great, I'll show you how for when you're alone." said Ryuzaki. "First, you fry the rice, which I've already done. After 5 minutes, you take this laser gun and shoot the pair of panties. It should turn into meat." Ryuzaki then shot the clothing as he mentioned. "Next, you chop up the meat." he continued as demostrated how it should be done. He then put the pieces of meat into the pan with the rice. "We wait about 10 minutes and we're done."
"I still don't see who would eat panties." said Misa.
Minutes later, the food was done and the two friends had their firsts bites.
"Mmm, I never knew my panties would taste so good." said Misa in delight of the food.
"See, Misa." started Ryuzaki who was too focused on the food to look at Misa. "You should always give something a chance."
"So, since you gave me some Panty Fried Rice," started Misa as she took off her robe revealing the nudity of her body. "maybe you would like some Misa Fried Rice."
A/N: That's all folks. Maybe I'll add an alternative ending.