A/N: For some reason, I like KH Aerith X Tifa more than FF VII Aerith X Tifa. There isn't even a real difference between the two pairings!
"You know what I really wanna do right now?"
"What?"
"I want to tie you up with that special rope I bought last week..."
"Bondage, huh? Never thought you were interested in that..."
"Maybe I am..."
Tifa was sitting up right on her bed reading a magazine while Aerith was rolling around on the edges, staring up at the ceiling. The two girls had reunited and started going out only two months ago. Sighing, Aerith rolled over onto her belly and said, "You know...you're really boring, Tifa-chan...you never want to make love with me except for during the worst times..."
"B-Boring?!" Tifa cried, completely caught off-guard. Sure, she had been called whorish and cruel at times, but...BORING?! Slamming her magazine on the bedside table, the black-haired vixen snapped, "Look who's talking, bitch! You go around talking to little kids and weird animal people all day without a single thought of your own personal life! You're the boring one!"
Aerith wasn't about to let this insult slide. "How dare you? Who do you think always whispers sweet nothings in your ear at night? Who do you think washes your back in the bath every morning? Who do you think gives you the amazing pleasures and opportunities of lesbian sex? Yeah, that's right! It's ME, dumbass!!!"
"What does that have to do with being boring? I'm way cooler than you!" Tifa shouted, her anger getting the better of her. Suddenly, instead of getting more furious, Aerith just smirked playfully. Before Tifa realized it, Aerith had her in a powerful head lock. 'How the fuck did this happen? I'm way stronger than her!'
"Listen to me, Tifa baby," Aerith purred, her voice unnaturally calm, "I don't like arguing with you. I love you with all my heart, and I couldn't as for a better, more amazing girlfriend. But...I can't help but feel bothered by it..."
"B-Bothered by what?" Tifa nervously inquired.
Aerith chuckled softly and gently nipped Tifa's ear. "You know what I'm talking about...I'm talking about...YOU BEING BORING!" And with that, Aerith flipped back and slammed Tifa's head against the floor. Of course, the flower girl's little explanation back there made little sense.
'HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH??????'
Rubbing her head painfully, Tifa had broken out of Aerith's grip and was ready to fight. However, Aerith seemed to have other plans in mind, as at that moment, Tifa's pants fell to the floor. A deep shade of red covered her cheeks when she saw Aerith twisting a belt around in her hands. It was Tifa's belt.
"Aw, fuck..."
"Yeah...that's what we're gonna do..."
"You're still boring, Aerith..."
"And so are you, my dear Tifa-chan..."
For the rest of the day, no one knew where Tifa and Aerith were. "Hmm...and I was just getting ready to show her that picture I drew, too..." Sora muttered to himself sadly as he headed back to the gummi ship, leaving a painting of Bruce Lee behind with Cid, who seemed quite happy with it...
A little TOO happy, Leon noticed...