My friends and I were chatting on Facebook about KHR, and this is what happened.
WARNING!: Bad grammar! OOC Characters! A Boy x Boy kiss at the end!
Ano- Similar to Um
Shishou- Master
Lol, I hope you enjoy our random weirdness.
Hibari: I'm leaving
Fran: Hibari-sempai. Don't you want to fight?
Mukuro: (morphs in out of nowhere) Kufufu skylark leaving so soon'
Tsuna: (was there hiding the entire time) HIIEE! Mu-Mu-Mukuro-san!
Mukuro: Kufufu maybe i should try taking over your body
Tsuna: HIIEE! Mukuro-san can't we just talk about this?!
Mukuro: (to Tsuna) kufufu eh not today. (to Hibari) Kufufu didn't leave yet huh? I didn't know you liked spending time with me
Tsuna: B-b-but Mukuro-san!
Hibari: Hmmp. Herbivore. *walks away*
Mukuro: Kufufu so you want me to take your body
Tsuna: Ano, Mukuro-san, could you not?
Fran: Shishou. Ignoring people is rude.
Caitlin: (yep I'm here now XD) that makes two of us Franny
Samie: What about me?!
Fran: You too are annoying. You will cause my head to explode.
Caitlin: Aw, Franny don't be so mean.
Fran: Shishou.
Mukuro: What, Fran?
Fran: They're being annoying. I'm going to kill them.
Mukuro: *stabs frog hat* Fran, don't do that to our guests.
Tsuna: *secretly sneaks away while Mukuro isn't looking and escapes*
Caitlin: Franny you're so mean. Mukuro, you're surprisingly being nice. Maybe I should quit at Hibari for you. (Reality: so not true. I would never quit Hibari XD)
Fran: Shishou. Tell her to be quiet. I'm getting a headache.
Samie: Umm... I'm here too...
Caitlin: Ooh I'm about to shove Gokudera's bombs down your throat
Fran: Gokudera isn't here. Someone like you wouldn't have bombs anyways.
Samie: UMMMMMMM HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!
Caitlin: ... Damn Hibari you still here? I really would like to use your tonfas to do something. Mukuro's trident is too big to use it for that
Hibari: *suddenly appears* I don't give my things to herbivores.
Caitlin: where the hell were you hiding? Ah damn...hmmm time to be creative... (Kicks him in the stomach) ehh not very creative but works
Caitlin: Come on Samie don't give me the cold shoulder sorry for ignoring you
Fran: *was actually an illusion* Caitlin-san. You're not a good guardian.
Samie: Lol. Sorry I was talking with my sister
Caitlin: Oh shut up. I'm plenty good at things. You'll be shocked. Heh
Fran: I can't believe the Vongola are still the best Mafia.
Caitlin: Fran, i want to kill you. Also, why the hell do you wear a frog on your head? Well, it's a step up from the damn apple on your head.
Fran: You don't need to know the reason.
Caitlin: You're right. I already know. You have terrible taste in fashion.
Samie: Stop ignoring me
Mukuro: Kufufu i understand how you feel
Samie: You know I heard that he got into an accident, and Mukuro saved him like with Chrome.
Mukuro: Oya, How did you know that?
Samie: Because I've always been in love with you.
Mukuro: is that right?
Samie: Umm... Yes... _
Caitlin: You guys can be all lovey dove later. Damn, Hibari HELP ME KICK FRANS ASS. Wow, i am a fail of a guardian XD
Hibari: No way, herbivore.
Caitlin: HIBARI PWEASE! If you don't i will tell everyone you're gay plus a uke
Hibari: *death glare* *pushes Caitlin against the wall with tonfa* Who did you hear that from?
Jenny: Omg, suddenly! - Le chon sama appears-!
Jenny: LOL she heard it from me! Le Chon-sama!
Caitlin: Oh, that's actually true HOLY CRAP AWESOME. (whispers) sort of crushes my dreams of becoming your wife someday (loud again) BUT EPIC MOMENT FOR A FANGIRL
Hibari: What is wrong with you, herbivore? I never said that was true.
Jenny: Hibari... Chon sama knows you're gay.
Hibari: *give jenny a death glare*
Caitlin: damn, it's not true. Damn
Hibari: What were you thinking? Like I'd love one of these Herbivores.
Jenny: - Le throws my fry pan at Hibari! - back off wigga!
Caitlin: But it's an epic fan girl dream. Come on just admit you're gay. Even if you're not a uke
Hibari: *catches the frying pan* Think whatever you want. *irritated*
Caitlin: So, i will still spread the rumor if you don't beat the crap out of Fran. I bet there are a lot of yaoi fan girls.
Jenny: Hibari shall be eaten!
Hibari: O_o What do you mean by that, Herbivore?
Caitlin: Yeah what do you mean "eaten. It sounds so kinky...
Jenny: This wigga! Smacks Hibari's face!
Caitlin: So mean.
Hibari: *Grabs Jenny's wrist with an angry look*
Mukuro: kufufu i like her
Hibari: *death glare at Mukuro*
Caitlin: *smacks his hand off and hits Hibari in the face* Don't be so perverted to touch other girls
Jenny: Fuck off Hibari! Chon sama is a Mukuro fan!
Hibari: Hmmp. *walks away*
Caitlin: jenny, that's a little much. But at least I'm the only one here who likes Hibari...oh did i just say that out loud
Hibari: Whatever, herbivore
Caitlin: ugh jerk. (smacks in face with jenny's pan)
*In a parallel world when Hibari pushed Caitlin up into the wall*
Caitlin: You're actually a uke and gay
Hibari: And what if I am?
Caitlin: That would be so awesome (whispers) but a total downer to me (loud) but so awesome
Hibari: Hmmp.
Caitlin: YES A YAOI FANGIRL'S DREAM COME TRUE WAIT EVEN BETTER IF YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR MUKURO *winks
Hibari: ... *OOC-ingly turns head to the right blushing*
Caitlin: KISS KISS KISS
Mukuro: Kufufufu i thought my love was one-sided
Hibari: *turns to Mukuro* Uh- Um- *MORE OOC!* *looks down blushing*
Mukuro: *leans down and closes the gap*
Samie and Caitlin: OMG WISH COME TRUE
Caitlin: But I still like Dino better...
Samie: Hey its yaoi!
Caitlin: Lol
THE END~!
So, what did you think? Weird, right? It's ok. I know it is.
~OtakuForEternity~