Time to Party Cullen Style

Disclaimers I don't own twilight all the wonderful characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.

Chapter one

Bella POV

It was only seven o'clock in the morning and I woke up to a pixie jumping on the edge of my bed.

"Edward, what is Alice doing in my room this early?"

"Apparently she thinks we are having a party this evening."

"What?!" I screamed.

"Oh come on Bella, we are having it at my house and everyone is coming, even Charlie and Billy!"

"Oh alright, but can't I sleep longer?"

"No. We have to go shopping for the food for tonight. And then we have to give you a makeover and set up the house."

"Fine."

"Now go get ready, I'm going to talk to Charlie."

Fast forward 7 hrs.

Okay calm down Bella, it is just our friends from La Push and school. Oh my god everyone is here. It will be okay. Damn it where is Edward when you need him.

"Bella, you just sit here and greet everyone, and I will take care of the events." Alice always has things under control.

"Alright attention everyone. Could you all listen to me for a minute? Alright events on the agenda for tonight include a paintball war, karaoke, and everyone's favorite truth or dare." Alice told everyone about tonight's events.

Damn that pixie to the deepest pits of hell.

"Alright everyone outside for the paintball war." Alice demanded.

"Alright the rules are simple if you get hit your out. It's every man for him. And no cheating, the adults are supervising to ensure that no one cheats and plays nicely. Let the games begin."

We all went our separate ways, but I stayed with Edward, he and I agreed to stick together, and he would help me out. When it came down to just the two of us we would call it a draw. It sounded good I would need his help to get those siblings of his. We went after Emmett first, because he would be too busy trying to get everyone else. We found Emmett quickly and he was going after everyone else, except Rose. He must have had a deal worked out with her similar to Edward's and mine. We hid behind some bushes and waited until he was distracted. On the count of three we would both shoot at Emmett and then immediately turn to hit Rosalie and whoever else was around.

"One….Two…Three…now Bella." Edward counted.

Our plan worked beautifully we got Emmett, Rosalie, Angela, and Ben. Score. Four down thirteen to go. To our advantage the pack knocked out Jessica, Mike, Tyler, and Eric. Alice and Jasper took out Seth, Quil, Kim Embry, Emily and Lauren. That left Jake, Alice, Jasper, and Leah. I climbed on Edward's back and he took off into the woods, where we found Leah hiding, we took her out easily. Now for the hard part Jasper and Alice. We determined that to get Alice we couldn't plan it, or she would see it. We started walking around in the forest hand in hand for awhile, while secretly looking for Alice. We found her and she jumped out and yelled "Gotcha" and Edward pulled me out of the way just in time and shot back at her, she didn't know what hit her cause, next thing I knew she was cursing Edward under her breath. Obviously she was out. Jasper was going to be fun. We were going to toy with his emotions a bit to see if we could lure him out of hiding. So we began kissing passionately and then Edward pulled apart and began yelling.

"Damn it Bella, must you always insist on pushing our boundaries. Why can't you just be satisfied with what you have? I don't even know why you love me I'm worthless, I am no good, I am a monster." I was crying the entire time. It worked because out no where he popped up and shouted "Muhwahhahahahahaha" Edward turned quickly and shot him before he could even fire a shot. We won! Yay. We walked back to the house slowly, hand-in-hand, soaking in our victory. When we got back to the house Alice didn't look very happy. Well it looks like these two are the winners, because they won't shoot each other.

"Sure about that Alice?" I questioned her and took my paint ball gun and shot Edward.

"Hah I win."

"Bella what did you do that for? You know I didn't mean what I said in the woods."

"I know I love you, but I finally won something."

"That's not fair Bella, I wasn't ready and I thought we agreed."

"I know it was impulse, and you know you couldn't shoot me with that paintball gun even if your life depended on it, now suck it up and quit being a baby about it."

"Alright I guess Bella wins. Now time to karaoke. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE will sing. We will draw names from the hat to see who goes next. Alright I will draw first. Okay first up is CHARLIE!!"