The Ultimate Team: Part 1: The Golden Islands
Once upon, there was a group islands known as the golden islands. They were called the golden islands because they were like heaven on earth. The leader and most beloved person on the golden islands was the beautiful and intelligent Gary Jane. Gary was loved by all people of the world, he was the most wanted man in the world by millions of woman and was envied by many for his intelligence, beauty, and kindness.
It was a beautiful afternoon in the capital of the golden islands, golden city. The howler monkeys sang beautifully, and the dragons flew gracefully through the air. The beautiful sister of Gary, son Maryanne, wife of the greatest martial artist in the world, son goku, was picking flowers in her backyard. Maryanne was beautiful and pure-hearted, that goku divorced his ex-wife ,Chi-Chi, to marry her. But chi-chi was happy for goku, for he had found true love. Goku walked out to her and gave her a giant hug. "How's my Mary-wary doing this afternoon", he said snuggling his head against her. "oh, you big ol' teddy-bear", Maryanne said in her angel-like voice.
Suddenly, they heard screams and cries of "EXTERMINATE" and "Fag, Noob" coming out of golden city. Goku immediately jumped into the air and flew towards the city. When he got near the city, he saw daleks hovering over the city shouting "Exterminate" and shooting lazer beams at the building and citizens. Goku was about to charge a ka-ha-me-ha wave until a bunch of daleks shot lazer beams at him and he fell to the ground.
Goku was laying on the ground while people ran past him. he was too injured to get up. Suddenly, a group of trolls approached calling him a fag and a noob, though they did that to everyone. Trolls were hated creatures, infamous for their hideous appearances ,their stupidity, and their horrid social skills. Feared for most of all when they started flame wars, where they would set fire to villages and towns while they called their citizens "fag" and "noob".
The trolls were about to flame him until Doctor Who appeared and shot a lazer beam from his sonic screwdriver at the trolls, knocking them down. He then threw a can of spam, a troll's favorite food, at them and they began fighting over the can of spam. Doctor Who was the most famous doctor in the golden islands. He wasn't just a regular doctor, he was the doctor of everything. He was an eccentric humanoid alien time traveler called a time lord. If a citizen of the golden islands had a problem, they would go to him. His spare time would be spent traveling through time and space in his police box shaped time machine, the TARDIS. He had a striking similarity to the Scottish actor, David Tennant.
Doctor Who grabbed Goku's body while the trolls were fighting, and dragged him into an alley to escape the chaos that was going on. Goku suddenly awoke to find that Jesus had healed him. Jesus was the second most beloved citizen of the golden islands. "Jesus, Doctor, where were you guys?", asked goku. "We went on a time traveling trip, we hade no idea this would happen", said the Doctor. "I'm deeply sorry, Goku, does this mean we're not having that sparring match on Saturday?", asked Jesus. "I couldn't stay mad at you, Jesus, you're on.", said Goku smiling. "We don't have to buddy up, Golden city is in trouble.", reminded the Doctor. So, Jesus got onto his fire breathing raptor, Goku got onto his nimbus cloud, and the doctor onto another fire-breathing raptor , and they ran out into the city together