Fifteen things not to do at Atlantis
Rodney
I will not continue on conversations with myself after everyone has left the room.
I will not touch strange objects in strange places, without first consulting Sheppard, Teyla, Carson or Elizabeth.
I will listen to others under my command, as they may have something valid to say.
I will run when others tell me too or are seen running away from the place in question.
I will not wake col. Sheppard up at 3am to use his super powers; he is likely to let me get shot the next time.
I will not wake up Dr. Beckett up at 3am to use his super powers; he is likely to jab me with big needles.
I will not tease Elizabeth Weir about not having the ATA gene; she is likely to put me on training sessions with Ronon.
I will not insinuate that Ronon is sexually deprived, or that Teyla is still available.
I will not tease anyone about being dumber than I am, even if it is true.
I will not teach other races how to make atom, nuclear or hydrogen bombs, even if it is for destroying the wraith.
I will not tease Sheppard about asking Dr Weir out. It will lead to pain in the end.
I will not assume that everything I do is correct or that I have all the answers, I have been wrong before and will be again.
I will stop talking when Elizabeth starts to rub her temples during briefings. Elizabeth in pain Problems for everyone else Pain for me.
I will learn to shut up and keep quite when being held hostage.
I will not assume that everybody is stupid and I will not look down on them. One day I may need them to save my life.