DEATH NOTE VALENTINES DAY SPECTACULAR!!!

well sonya is my best friend and she acually wrote her part i wrote everyone else...i am sam..and duhh there not our real names u guys migh use the death note on us or sumpin!! XD

just a buncha random crap...really has nothing to do with valentines day..just my overactive imagination conjuring up crud that will discintergreate all of your minds so L can eat them while having cavaties!!!!!


SAM:hello and welcome to THE DEATH NOTE VALENTINES DAY SPECTACULAR!!....well isn't THAT a mouthful!! *THUMBS UP*

L:will you go on with this foolish event of yours.

SAM: calm down and eat some dang cake panda-man!!

LIGHT:here ryuuzaki, my mom made some red velvet cake.

SONYA: I WANT SOME!!!!!

LIGHT:nahh..

SONYA: *sniffle* why not?

LIGHT;well for one u call me imagay.

(laughter in the background)

SONYA: well exuse me if its true!

MELLO: lol good one sonya...

MATT:hehe....*grabs mello's chocolate*

SONYA AND SAM: *DRAMATIC GASPEDED*

SAM: HOLY SHNAZEZ!!! ITS MR. PICKLES!!!

URAHARA:for the last time my name isnt mr. pickles....

L:wait a minute i thought this was a death note valentines day special?

SAM:NOOO SPECTACULAR!!

L:the point is, why is a bleach character here?

SAM: cuz i said so. =p

L:whatever...

URAHARA:well im just gonna..*runs away*

TOUSHIRO HITSUGAYA: why in the world am i here??

SAM: cuz your short and this story is getting too long...

SONYA:....that was horrible...

TOUSHIRO: i take offense from that....

MATT: do i have to stay?

SAM:yes matty you do!!!

MATT: matty??

SAM: yes matty!!

SONYA: what does any of this have to do with valentines day!?!?!?!?

SAM:well we could make a valentines day acronym??

SONYA: *facepalm*

MATT:ill start!!...V is for...visual aids...lol

MELLO:ooooohhhh my turn A is for Asshat!!!

L:...L is for Lonely

LIGHT:...E is for Evil

SAM:hey!!!!!! N is for Nancy!!

SONYA: T is for Totally-off-topic...

TOUSHIRO: I is for ICE

SONYA: N is for Not gonna finish this...

SAM: yeah your probably right....

MATT: GAME OVER

SAM:yeah gamer friend!!!

SONYA: *sweatdrop*

MELLO: N is for NOM NOM NOM!!

MATT: ok then..E is for.....Everlasting jawbreakers

Sonya: S is for SOoooo finish with this crap im outta here..c'mon toushiro *leaves*

SAM:..aww fwend left....oh welll!!!

MISA: D is for.....doug..???

MATT: A is for An epic fail

MELLO:.. Y is for You go matty!!!

SAM: AAAAAHHHH MISA GET OUTTA HERE OR I'LL PUSH YOU DOWN A WELL!!!!

MISA: ahhhh!!! light help me crazy writer lady's gonna kill me!!!!

LIGHT: are you kidding ill put piranhas at the bottom of the well.....lol

SAM: yay death to misa!!!!

SAM:well im tired and on the phone soo.... EVERYONE OUT!!!

BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!