I don't own Naruto.
Shortly after Sarutobi sealed himself in the Shinigami's stomach, with Orochimaru's arms, and the first and second Hokages, he ran into Minato.
"Sandaime-sama? What are you doing in here? And with the Shodaime and Nidaime, too!"
"You forgot the random, floating arms."
"What the heck! Arms have souls now?"
"Nah, just Orochimaru's."
"Of course. Always was a weird guy."
"So now we have all the Hokage's in the shinigami? Well, heck, we should see if we can get a less lethal summoning contract with him. Seriously. Now all we need is for the future Godaime to come here."
"Yeah, it seems we do have a monopoly here."
"Anyway Minato, how's death treating you?"
"It's kind of boring, don't tell the Shinigami that though, he might do something about it. How's Naruto?"
"Just like Kushina, only less refined. He's strong, just a bad ninja. He wears orange, however has amazing stealth. He likes ramen and pranks too."
"That good, huh?"
"No, the village hates him. Why in the world didn't you let me announce his parentage?"
"Our enemies would've killed him. We wanted him to live a peaceful life."
"Peaceful life. He's a ninja, you sealing the Kyuubi in him forced him to be a ninja. Also he heals fast, and he can regenerate. The worst the enemies could do is capture him, and if he had your name, the village would be very unlikely to let that happen. Of course, being a jinchuuriki, Danzo would make sure he wasn't anyway."
"Oh. Well you try thinking of that when there's a demon coming to your village and you have to find a way to defeat it before it destroys your village, and then figuring out that you have to seal it in your own child!"
Sarutobi just stares at him.
"..."
"Right, professor of shinobi. Smart ass."
Coming from the first: "Respect your elders."
From the second: "Yeah, we teach you stuff."
Hashirama scolds his brother. "Not stuff, things, it sounds more smarter."
Tobirama replies, "Says the guy with bad grammar."
Cue old fashioned brother style wrestling.
Cue massive sweatdrop by Sarutobi, Minato, and Arms.
"Sarutobi, did those arms just sweat-drop? Wait, how are they aware of their surroundings?"
Arms attack Minato, slapping him around as he tries to run away.
"Well, I see our stay isn't going to be boring. I do hope we don't go crazy though." Sarutobi says to himself, since the others were occupied.
"Indeed, this is more entertaining than watching Minato try to chase my tails."
"Kyuubi? Hi."
"Hello. How was life? Is the village still mainly intact?"
"Life was fine, y'know, other than the massive paperwork, for another term. And I'm pretty sure only a part of it was destroyed by the rest of Arms' body."
"Too bad. Hey, do you think we could maybe get the Shinigami to give us paperwork so we can burn it and then destroy the ashes?"
"I don't know. Let's find out."
Well, it happened, a couple of times. When the shinigami had enough of his own paperwork he brought it in, and they all destroyed it. Even the Arms.
Paperwork must suck. Apparently all beings inside the Shinigami, including said Shinigami had to do paperwork so much they wanted it to die.
"PAPERWORK IS PURE EVIL!"
Who the heck are you?
"Duh, the Shinigami."
Oh. Okay then. If you say so. You should go burn some paperwork. Or at least provoke the Shodaime and Nidaime into fighting each other childishly again. It's amusing.
"Indeed."
Right. So paperwork will die. Always. But will be reborn. Forever. Ouch.