Worrying
Disclaimer: I don't own Luna or Ron or Luna's hat. They belong to the wonderful JK Rowling.
Author's Note: Okay, there's a totally weird story behind this poem. I had this dream where I was reading a poetry book, (don't ask me why. I don't know) and in it I read this poem. Now, for some bizarre reason it was tied to King James the third, but I know absolutely nothing about King James the third, so I can't explain that either. Basically, I remembered it when I woke up so I wrote it down. I know it's kind of stupid, but I think it's funny. I'm so not a LL/RW shipper as you can tell. I think there's going to be tension on that front in book six.
Ron may like Luna's hat
But couples like that
They don't happen
More often than forty.
Yet take a look
Closer at the book.
Everything that she says
Makes me worry.
Author's Note Two: Yes, yes. I know forty doesn't really rhyme with worry, but I don't care. Who said poetry has to rhyme, anyway? The 'don't happen more often than forty' really means, they don't happen more often than forty times in the whole history of the world. Although to tell you the truth, I can't be sure of that. I know. It's kind of crappy. It's really just supposed to be nonsense so please don't flame. It's not really supposed to make sense at all.