Dick handed Tim a soda, grabbed a beer for himself, and sat down on the sofa. "Happy Singles Awareness Day. So, what do you want to do today, little brother?"

Tim shrugged. "No idea, but I would like to avoid the crazy last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers as much as possible. The only thing worse is crazy last-minute Christmas shoppers."

Dick took a sip from his beer. "Yeah, I hear you. Any good movies out?"

Tim slumped back onto the couch. "No, it's just a bunch of pathetic romantic comedies, which I think should be considered false advertising, because everyone knows they aren't actually funny. Oh, or we could go see a chick flick…fun times…not."

Dick leaned back on the couch as well. "We could play another video game."

Tim sighed. "What's the point? We've played all of them to the point of 'if I have to do this part one more time I swear I'm going to take a batarang to it'. You see? No fun."

Dick took out his cell phone, and started scrolling through the contacts list. "I know you're busy…you're busy…you're...well, I don't want to know what you're doing…" Dick stopped for a second, and looked over towards Tim. "Hey, what's Bruce doing?"

Tim stopped in mid sip of his drink. "He's doing something 'special' for Selina."

Dick continued to scroll through his phone. "He remembered? I thought Alfred said he wasn't reminding him since the birthday disaster."

Tim laughed lightly at the memory. "He made the computer send him reminders every ten minutes."

Dick put his phone away, and heaved a large sigh. "So, now what?"

Tim leaned forward. "I don't know. We could spar?"

Dick took another long sip from his beer. "Nah…too lazy."

Tim was tapping his fingers against the side of his soda can." "Well, we could…nope. That involves entering the throngs of crazy people who are forced to do something nice for their significant other because they are too lazy or whatever to do it on a regular basis. So, what about you?"

Dick sighed again. "Nope…got nothing. Man, where are all the big end of the world crises when you need one? Stupid Valentine's Day."

Tim leaned back again. "Affirmative, Valentine's Day sucks."