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A foolish soul reaper from 3rd division decided to say his thought out loud not noticing Kiyone and Sentaro "Ukitake taichou must be very weak since he is always in bed or he is in reality having se—"

Kiyone and Sentaro both roared "How dare you say such a thing about my taichou!"

The soul reaper from 3rd division thought to himself 'Oh shit those are the two psycho's from 13th division.'

Both of them had their weapons drawn and looked at him with loathing in their eyes along with a flare in their reiatsu. Their eyes spoke of murder and promises of suffering a painful death. The soul reaper from 3rd division decided to be smart and ran for his life before the two psycho's could kill him for insulting their taichou. Unlucky for him that Kiyone and Sentaro can keep up without tiring. The soul reaper from 3rd division was tired, but he was still being chased by the two psycho's.

Then he saw Kira fukutaicho who sighed and then said "All of you stop running. Now what is the problem?"

The soul reaper almost let out a sigh of relief, but it was short lived.

Kiyone yelled "That bastard called my taichou weak!"

Sentaro yelled "And he said that my taichou was having se--"

Kira sighed then asked the 3rd division soul reaper "Is that true?"

The soul reaper sighed then replied "Yes fukutaichou, but I was just talking to myself."

Kira stated "There will be punishment for speaking ill of a taichou."

The third division soul reaper paled for Kira fukutaicho's punishments were not ones to be taken lightly. Kiyone and Sentaro decided to put away their weapons for the moment, but their eyes still had murder in them. Kira turned to Kiyone and Sentaro then told them "I'm sorry that someone from my divison spoke ill of Ukitake taichou."

The two of them nodded then replied "Accepted."

A Hell Butterfly arrived with a message from Kiyone and Sentaro.

Kiyone yelled "I'll get to Captain Ukitake first!"

Sentaro yelled back "No I will since I'm faster ape girl!"

Kiyone yelled out "I will be first you ape dummy!"

Sentaro yelled "Hell no! I will get there first booger girl!"

In the end both of them arrived at the same time and saw Ukitake taichou waiting.

Ukitake told the two of them "I heard from other soul reapers that the two of you were chasing someone that is from 3rd division. May I ask why?"

Sentaro and Kiyone both yelled "That soul reaper from 3rd division insulted you! We found the insult to be highly offending for you are our taichou and he did not even say sorry for what he had said about you!"

Ukitake sighed then replied "Next time please inform me about it next time before chasing after anyone for other division soul reapers might see it unfitting for a soul reaper to chase after another soul reaper unless there is a good reason."

Kiyone bowed then yelled "I'm sorry Captain Ukitake!"

Sentaro bowed then yelled "I'm even sorrier Captain Ukitake!"

Kiyone yelled "No I'm the sorriest Captain Ukitake! "

Sentaro yelled "I'm the sorriest one here Captain Ukitake!"

Kiyone yelled "No I'm!"

Sentaro yelled "No I'm"

Ukitake sighed softly and then told both of them "I know and it is alright. Next time inform me so that I will know what to tell the other soul reapers who might be wondering."

Kiyone and Sentaro told Ukitake "I will be the first to inform you taichou."

Kiyone glared at Sentaro and yelled "No, I will be first!"

Sentaro yelled back "Like hell ape girl! I will be the first!"

Before it could go on Ukitake said to them "Both of you can inform me and I'm going to rest."

Kiyone and Sentaro asked "Is there anything you need taichou?"

Sentaro glared at Kiyone and yelled "I asked first booger girl!"

Kiyone yelled "No I did ape boy!"

Ukitake sighed softly again and informed them "I do not need anything, but thank you for asking."

Kiyone and Sentaro replied "Your welcome taichou."

Ukitake nodded and then walked away to lay down for a little bit. The other soul reapers had figured that the male soul reaper from 3rd division must have said something about Captain Ukitake and that caused Kiyone and Sentaro to chase after the foolish soul reaper. It is a unspoken rule that it is unwise to say anything good or bad about Captain Ukitake in the presence of the two psycho's from 13th Division that are named Kiyone and Sentaro. Almost all of the soul reapers feel sorry for Captain Ukitake because Kiyone and Sentaro always fight over him. However some soul reapers are clueless about it and suffer because of it.

Kiyone and Sentaro decided to have some sake at a place that is close. The soul reapers that were drinking sake groaned because once again there will be a drunken brawl about Captain Ukitake between Kiyone and Sentaro along with a shouting match too.

Kiyone yelled "I respect taichou more than you ape boy!"

Sentaro yelled "I respect taichou the most!"

Kiyone yelled "No uh I do!"

A foolish soul reaper decided to butt in by saying "Who cares about your taichou."

The other soul reapers muttered "That foolish bastard."

Sentaro and Kiyone both glared at the soul reaper. They were informed by Captain Ukitake to tell him if they were to chase after someone, but he is resting and they didn't want to disturb him. Sentaro used some rope to tie the soul reaper up and both of them yelled at him.

The other soul reapers muttered "I feel sorry for Captain Ukitake."

After a while Sentaro and Kiyone untied the traumatized soul reaper. Sentaro and Kiyone left to return back to 13th division to check up on their taichou who was doing paper work.

Ukitake said to them "I heard that you two had tied someone up."

They replied "He said 'who cares about your taichou' and I didn't chase him."

Ukitake told them "Next time please do not tie anyone up."

Sentaro and Kiyone both nodded. Ukitake told them "You two can leave for the moment."

Sentaro and Kiyone went outside. Ukitake sighed to himself and thought 'At least this time they did not yell at each other.'

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Please Review and There will be more chapters. I hope that the characters were not too OOC.