Lori hangs up her cell phone.
"Bobby Boo-Boo Beeeeaaarrr!" she wails.
All of the Loud sisters (except her) and Lincoln came zooming downstairs. "What happened, Lori?" Lincoln asked. "Lori has a box of tissues, a giant bag of chips, and a Titanic DVD," Lisa explains, "and according to my calculations, these are all signs of heartbreak."
"Lori's heart is broken?" Leni exclaims. "We have to take her to the doctor to have surgery to fix it."
Eveyone looks at Leni.
"What?"
"How do you supposed we fix it, Scotch tape and glue?" Luan laughs.
Everyone groans. "Luan, I don't have time for your corny jokes! This is serious. Bobby broke up with meeee!" Lori starts to break out crying.
"Wait, does this mean I can't hang out with Ronnie Anne anymore?" Lincoln asks.
"No, you can still hang out with her," Lori whimpers. "As long as Bobby's not with her. But why do you care about Ronnie Anne right now? This is about me. And the fact that I'm lonelyyyyyy!" Lori buries her face in a wad of tissue.
Everyone glares at Lincoln.
"What? I was just asking!"
"Bobby was supposed to take me to the Royal Woods festival, but since he broke up with me I no longer have a date."
"We'll help you find the perfect and rocking date to the festival," says Luna.
"The festival is tomorrow," says Lori. "Are you sure you can find the perfect date in the next 24 hours?"
"Of course we can, we're your family," Lyn says. "And there's nothing we can't do!" everyone says.
"Okay, but I've got a bad feeling about this," Lori groans.
The next day, Lincoln sat at the lunch table with Ronnie Anne and Clyde.
"Hey Lincoln, did Lori tell you that Bobby broke up with her?" Ronnie Anne asks.
Clyde stops chewing his sandwich and grins really wide.
Finally! Score! Clyde 1, Bobby zilch!
Clyde finally stops cheering in his head and puts on a sorrowful face.
"Sorry, Ronnie Anne," He says. "But maybe it's for the best. She's needs someone more coordinated and confident. Someone who's strong and studly."
"And by that someone, you mean you," Lincoln says. "But to be honest, Clyde, you're not any of those things."
"I am strong and studly," Clyde pouts.
"Oh really? Show me your biceps!" Ronnie Anne smirks.
Clyde rolls up his sleeves and tries to look manly, but instead looks constipated and his muscles turn out spaghetti like.
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne start giggling.
"Sorry, Clyde, but every knows you don't stand a chance with dating Lori," Lincoln says.
"Yeah, she's 17 and you're 11," Ronnie Anne agrees,"which is too far apart."
Clyde smile turns into a frown.
"But maybe you can accompany her to the festival at the park tonight," Lincoln says.
"That's a great idea, Lincoln," Ronnie Anne agrees.
"You think I can do that?" Clyde asks.
"Sure you can," Lincoln says," The Royal Woods Festival is for everyone in the county!"
"I don't know guys," Clyde nervously ponders. "Can you guys help me?"
"Well me and Lincoln are going to be the arcade for a gaming convention tomorrow night," Ronnie Anne says.
"But we have our walkie talkies," Lincoln says. "So me and Ronnie Anne can help you."
"Really?" Clyde asked.
"Of course," Ronnie Anne says, "We're your best friends, Clyde."
"And there's nothing we can't do!" Lincoln and Ronnie Anne says in unison.
"Ok, but I've got a bad feeling about this," Clyde groans.
Author's Note: This is my first Loud House fanfic. I hope you liked this first chapter and if you really like it, please fav or even follow me!