Randir and Lia-MWAHAHA....
Lia- This is the first part of the Gauley River series. For the insane only. Have a nice ride.


All X-Men, Brotherhood, New Recruits, and Acolytes are sitting on a bus and sneering. The Beast walks up to the front. he says, I have been given permission by your superiors to take you all white water rafting, as my last field trip didn't go so well.
All New Recruits give him murderous looks.
We will be reaching the Gauley river in 5 minutes. Normally, you have to be at least 16 to go on this trip, but the professor has bent a few rules.
Groans.
When we get there, please put on your jackets and go to the lodge. There, the groups will be given. On the raft, please....
He continues to tell how it's unsafe to do certain things which are completely obvious. Pyro laughs and sets the seat in front of him on fire. Which happens to be where Todd and Fred are sitting.

Pyro laughs again. Dr. McCoy glares.
As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted...
Nothing else happened on the way to the river.

Finally, the crammed bus got to the lodge. It was a simple log cabin, very wet though. All the kids, wearing jeans, waterproof jackets, and helmets, cautiously dismounted and entered the building. Waiting in the lodge were about ten Jamies, each wearing a different color jacket.
said all the Jamies, sounding happy, in a sadistic sort of way.
Everyone else suddenly looked very, very scared.
Uhh, OKAY!!!, said the Jamies, here are the groups. Each will be with one of me. Another me will be watching and videotaping the whole thing! Won't this be FUN?????
All turned pale.
Here's the groups!
Group 1-Scott, Jean, Roberto, Ray, Amara, and Todd.
Scott and Jean looked happy. Roberto and Ray began screaming at each other, as usual. Amara sniffed and stuck her nose in the air. Todd began to cry because he wasn't in Wanda's group. Wanda cheered because Todd wasn't in her group.
Group 2-Pietro, Evan, Kurt, Kitty, Lance, and Piotr.
Kurt, Piotr, and Lance all smiled at Kitty, then growled at each other. Pietro and Evan began a high-spirited war. (Lia-I don't give a crap who wins-I hate both of them!)
Group 3-Bobby, Jubilee, Rahne, Sam, Fred, and Tabby.
Bobby automatically put his arm around Jubilee. Sam automatically put his arm around Rahne. Tabitha blew up the burger that Fred was eating. Fred looked around stupidly.
Group 4-Rogue, Remy, Wanda, and St. John.
Remy grinned. Rogue rolled her eyes. Wanda smiled evilly. Pyro laughed. The other group members noticed that he was clutching a small pink smiling thing.
Mon Dieu, Remy moaned, You brought Kirby?
Pyro smiled. He wanted to go, mate. Now he needs a helmet to protect his head.
Wanda smacked herself in the head. Why me?

Jamie had managed to find a helmet small enough to fit the little plush Kirby. The four groups all boarded rafts and grabbed paddles. One Jamie stayed behind with a waterproof video camera.
Keep all legs, arms, tails, fur, and wings inside the raft, yelled videocamera Jamie, and ENJOY THE RIDE!!!!!