"Soo, you're a blood mage?" Hawke asked.
"Yep." Merrill said.
"So you can summon demon's and stuff?" He continued.
"Oh, no. I never summoned demon's."
"So that mean's your not a blood mage?"
"I guess." She answered.
"Cool..."
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"Listen Zevran, you are a perfectly resonable man whore, but i'm a lesbian." Marian told the assassin.
He turned his head to Isabela. "Sorry Zev, but i'm a lesbian too." She said.
Zevran: D:
DENIED!
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Hawke entered the viscount's keep Awesomely.
"Ahh, Hawke. You arrived." The Arishock said.
"Yes i have. Now, where's the vis-" Hawke cut himself off when he noticed the viscount's head rolling down the stairwell. "Ha! It's the viscount's head!" He said. voice sounding amused, as he pick up the head and started making the jaw move as if it was talking.
"Hello. I am viscount DuMURRRRR. I think the qunari are getting out of hand because my son love's them more then he does me! Whaaaaaaa.I am so stupid. Blah blah Hawke go deal with the qunari for me since i'm to scared shitless to do it myself." He said in a monotone voice. Trying not to crack up laughing.
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"Now to kill the champion." Meradith said.
"Meradith, i thought we were going to arrest the champion." Cullen said, disbelief in his voice.
"I thought i was going to surrender myself." Garret said.
"WHAT!." everyone said in unisen.
"Yes. I was going to surrender myself. And to show you how intent i was in doing so, i made a little dance." He said.
It blew Meradith's MIND!
And then she tryed to kill him.
THE END!
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"Alright, let's start the joining. Daveth, drink from the cup." Duncan said. Turning to Daveth with the cup.
Daveth stepped forward, taking the cup from Duncan, and drank from it.
He lived.
Duncan said "Oh well, he's dead."
Alistair said, "But he's still breathing..."
Duncan stab's Daveth in the head. "Call me an old bugger will you..." He mumbled under his breath.
That's why Jory WHIMPED OUT.
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The chantry blew up like firework's.
Both of the Hawke's look at Anders.
And started mindlessly punching him.
PUNCH "WHY DID YOU DO IT?!" Marian Yelled.
PUNCH "WHY DIDINT YOU EVACUATE FIRST!?" Garret yelled.
PUNCH "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!"
PUNCH "HOW COULD YOU STOP MY COOKIE FLOW?!" They paused.
"What?" Marian asked.
"Elthina made great cookie's." He answered.
PUNCH "HE'S RIGHT?! HOW COULD YOU GET RID OF THOSE COOKIE'S?!"
PUNCH "WHY DIDINT YOU DO IT WHEN SEBASTION WAS IN THERE?!" Said person turned his head to look at Garret.
"What...?" Garret said.
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"And this is Duncan. Camander of the warden's in ferelden." Bryce said.
"Pleasher to meet you, milady." Duncan said.
And in the distance, almost like a whisper, she heard...
(Join The Grey Warden's.)
"Did you guy's hear something?" She asked.
Duncan said, "I dont know what your talking about."
And again, she heard it.
(Join The Grey Warden's.)
Then bryce said, "Go say goodbye to your brother before he leave's."
THE END!
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Hope you liked the skit's! I made these with my brother, it's like 1 o clock here argg! anyway's cya!