Symbiotes make good bait
By Two Very Bored Girls ( Delliham and Entwater)
Disclaimer:
Question 1: Do we own any of the SGC members, aliens, technology or settings.
Answer 1: No.
Question 2: Are we getting paid for this story?
Answer 2: No [but donations ane welcome.]
Question 3: Are we deliberately imposing on the copywrite laws?
Answer 3: YES!!! [ no, no only joking! Please don't sue us]
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Chapter 1: Operation Bar-Bi-Que
In a poorly lit room two people stood around doing nothing in particular. The sound of a fax machine can be heard.
"A fax has just come through from JQE headquarters."
"Ooh, ooh, give it to me!" said a voice snatching the fax from the other persons grasp.
"Hey, give it back!"
"Never!"
There was a violent tug-of-war with the paper, then... RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
-Silence- The only sound to be heard is the quiet chirp chirp of a lonesome cricket in the background.
"Oops" the two voices said in unison.
"Ummm...sticky tape?"
"Check."
RREEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK - Stick
"Much better"
"Can we actually read it this time, please?"
"Okay. To the attention of Agents S and R of the Jonas Protection Unit (JPU) of the Jonas Quinn Enthusiastics Corp (JQEC): ABORT MISSION: Operation Sponge-bob.
You have been re-assigned to Operation Bar-Bi-Que. Mission objectives and stuff:
Eliminate Daniel Jackson
Keep Jonas safe
Remain undetected
Bring me back a sausage.
Head of JQEC
Evil Plankton
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Authors notes: please review the first chapter of our story ( ( (
Disclaimer:
Question 1: Do we own any of the SGC members, aliens, technology or settings.
Answer 1: No.
Question 2: Are we getting paid for this story?
Answer 2: No [but donations ane welcome.]
Question 3: Are we deliberately imposing on the copywrite laws?
Answer 3: YES!!! [ no, no only joking! Please don't sue us]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 1: Operation Bar-Bi-Que
In a poorly lit room two people stood around doing nothing in particular. The sound of a fax machine can be heard.
"A fax has just come through from JQE headquarters."
"Ooh, ooh, give it to me!" said a voice snatching the fax from the other persons grasp.
"Hey, give it back!"
"Never!"
There was a violent tug-of-war with the paper, then... RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
-Silence- The only sound to be heard is the quiet chirp chirp of a lonesome cricket in the background.
"Oops" the two voices said in unison.
"Ummm...sticky tape?"
"Check."
RREEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK - Stick
"Much better"
"Can we actually read it this time, please?"
"Okay. To the attention of Agents S and R of the Jonas Protection Unit (JPU) of the Jonas Quinn Enthusiastics Corp (JQEC): ABORT MISSION: Operation Sponge-bob.
You have been re-assigned to Operation Bar-Bi-Que. Mission objectives and stuff:
Eliminate Daniel Jackson
Keep Jonas safe
Remain undetected
Bring me back a sausage.
Head of JQEC
Evil Plankton
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Authors notes: please review the first chapter of our story ( ( (