At long last, Link was here. He'd bested many foes and conquered many challenges while storming the castle, but at long last, he'd made it.
The final boss lay beyond these doors.
The young man took a nervous breath, steeled his resolve and proceeded into the throne room.
"Well, this is a pleasant surprise."
She took the words right out of his mouth. He had expected a monster or perhaps a monster of a man, not this magnificent creature of the gods.
"..." He gaped in amazement as he feasted his eyes on the woman's perfection.
Short Platinum hair in a bob-like cut caressed a face with a perfect balance of girlish cuteness and womanly beauty.
An aggressively sexy outfit showed off her dark, porcelain skin, more skin than he'd ever seen, in fact.
Her figure was... beyond compare. Link had never seen a woman with breasts as large as her head before.
"Are you going to stand there and stare all day?"
Link began to apologize, but the luscious witch teleported over and hushed him.
"I'm your final challenge, hero. Conquer me, if you can." She whispered in his ear, making his heart race in excitement.
He pulled her close against him, prepared to do just that. Eyes filled with desire met, and Link moved in to meet her lips.
"Big brooootheeer!"
He jolted awake at the sound of his sister's voice.
"Goddamn it, Aryll..." he muttered.