Chapter 1: I wanted you.
(It's been three years. Very little has changed, Chloe and Marik are… Chloe and Marik, Olivia finally is dating Yami after an altercation between him and Kaiba in a chapter that hasn't been written yet, Bakura and Leah are a well known Item. He has yet to say "I love you" to her. He is sitting with Olivia, and Chloe asking them their opinions of what Leah would say to getting proposed to.)
Chloe: Well it's not a "no."
Olivia: Oh she might. She might. Monkeys may fly out my ass, but you got a chance.
Chloe: I mean I wouldn't get my hopes up but you got a slight chance.
Olivia: You have a better chance than... If it were Marik asking Leah.
Bakura: Marik wouldn't have the balls to ask a woman to marry him.
Marik (From the other room): I heard that!
Bakura: I hoped you would. Any how. On a scale of one to ten… Ten being flat out yes, one being flat out no.
Chloe and Ollie: Three.
Bakura: Just a three?
Chloe: Can you even say "I love you" to her yet?
Bakura: I can say that!
Ollie: Then at least say it to us.
Bakura: I… loooo… That's isn't important.
Ollie: It is a bit.
Chloe: Maybe, if you just got a better RING.
Bakura: This was the best I could afford!
Chloe: So?
Ollie: She does have a point.
Bakura: You girls just know how to bring up my spirits. I'm about to make the biggest decision of my life and here you two are criticizing the ring I picked out for the woman I'm asking to marry me.
Chloe: Yup.
Ollie: Sounds about right.
Bakura: Well, thank you. Remind me to be this kind to Marik and Yami when they ask your hand in Marriage.
Ollie: Oh anytime!
Chloe: Yeah, you know that we're gonna always be there for you. We like, care about you and stuff Sweetie.
Bakura: Don't call me Sweetie.
Chloe: Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie, Sweetie. Now go off, And do what ever Bakuras do.
(Bakura is leaning against the wall closest to the shower and when Leah comes out in a towel he turns around and frightens her.)
Leah: Oh jeez Bakura. You scared me. Did you want the shower? Sorry I took so-
Bakura: No, I wanted you. D'oh, I mean I wanted to TALK to you.
Leah: Oh well uh here I am.
Bakura: Yes, Yes you are there.
(A sufficient awkward silence.)
Leah: Could I go put some clothes on?
Bakura: NO! I mean, I wanted to talk to you about something first.
Leah: Well you have my undivided attention.
Bakura: I… uh… well… uh…
Chloe (sitting at the table still): DO IT FAGGOT!
(Bakura takes a closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.
Leah: What did you want to ask me?
Bakura: Leah, I've known you a long time now. Three years if I'm not mistaken. And in that time I have come to really like you. In fact Leah, I… Love… You…
Leah: B-Bakura.
Bakura: And now I've gone and scared you with this monologue but before I stop talking there's something I want to ask you…
(Bakura bends down on one knee and holds a ring to Leah)
Bakura: Leah Gransbury, will you marry me?
Leah: Oh my god Bakura… YES!!!
(Leah jumps on Bakura knocking them both to the floor)
Bakura: Ow. Wait, did you say yes?
Leah: It's about [beep]ing time! I mean GOD! I didn't want to be the first to say "I love you" But yes.
Bakura: You really said yes?
(Bakura smiles and Laughs)
Leah: Bakura are you actually… Happy for once?
Bakura: NOOOO! I'm terribly upset you agreed to marry me. Of course I'm happy!
Leah: Well I've never seen you smile before, that's all.
Bakura: I smile!
Leah: When? When in the last three years have you smiled?
Bakura: …Go put some clothes on.
Leah: Oh like you WANT me to put clothes on.
Bakura: … get dressed.
(Exit Leah, Bakura stands up and walks over to everyone that isn't Leah.)
Bakura: She said yes!
Marik: We know, we could hear.
Chloe: See? We, told you, you had a chance!
Ollie: Yeah, never underestimate the power of best friends.
Chloe: Especially the kind of friends that live with you people.
Marik: I can't believe she agreed to marry fluffy.
Chloe: I know. Crazy isn't it? Almost makes me look sane.
Ollie: No, no you aren't . Bakura may be a kitty but you can at least tell he's a boy.
Marik: You can tell I'm a boy!
Ollie: HOW?
Marik: Want me to prove-
Bakura: Do it and I'll cut it off.
Marik: Whatever …Kitty.
Bakura: … not a kitty.
