Zoro walked into the posh boarding school dorm room
A/N: Okay so this was a fic I wrote for my BFF. It's based on the song "What is this feeling" from Wicked. I suggest you listen to the song before you read, plus the AMV is really cute. Besides This is completely their song! Here's the link:
/watch?vpT-Q97crFg
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, "What Is This Feeling", or any chocolate.
Zoro walked into the posh boarding school dorm room. Dumping his duffel on the on the bed, he angrily grabbed a pen and began writing while glaring at the blonde across the room.
Sanji's letter: Zoro's letter:
Dear shitty old man
Dear Sensei
There's been some confusion over rooming here at shiz…
But of course I'll become stronger
But of course I'll rise above it,
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes.
There's been some confusion for you see my roommate is…
Unusual and exceedingly peculiar,
And altogether quite impossible to describe…
Blonde.
Both boys looked up and glared at each other before Sanji started singing. "What is this feeling, so sudden and new?"
"I felt the moment I laid eyes on you." Zoro rebutted.
"My pulse is rushing," Sanji sang.
"My head is reeling," Zoro sang.
"My face is flushing."
"What is this feeling?" both sang, "Fervid as a flame…does it have a name…? Ye-es! Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!"
"For your face!" Sanji yelled.
"Your voice," Zoro replied.
"Your clothing!" Sanji shot back.
"Let's just say - I loathe it all!
Every little trait, however small!
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing!
There's a strange exhilaration,
In such total detestation,
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing,
Loathing you,
My whole life long!" They sang in unison.
There was a small pause before the Sanji fan club burst in the room, singing.
"Dearest Sanji, you are just too good!
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a terror! He's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Sanji, you're a martyr!"
"Well," Sanji smiled at his fans, "These things are sent to try us!"
"Poor Sanji-kun, he's forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!" The fan club continued while Zoro and Sanji began to sing again,
"We share your
Loathing"
"What is this feeling so sudden and new?"
"Unadulterated loathing"
"For his face, his voice, his clothing" "I felt the moment I laid eyes on you!"
"My pulse is rushing!"
"Let's just say,"
"My head is reeling"
"We loathe it all!"
"Oh, what is this feeling?"
"Every little trait,"
"Does it have a name?"
"Makes our very flesh begin to crawl,"
"Yes Ahhhh Ahhhhhh!"
"Loathing!"
"There's a strange exhilaration"
"Loathing!"
"In such total detestation!"
"Loathing!"
"It's so pure so strong!"
"So strong!"
"Though I do admit it came on fast,
Still I do believe that it can last!
And I will be loathing,"
"Loathing"
"For forever, loathing,"
"Loathing"
"Truly deeply,"
"Loathing" "Loathing you!"
"Loathing unadulterated loathing!" "My whole life long!"
Zoro couldn't stand it anymore. "You suck!"
Sanji flipped him the bird and replied, "Fuck you!" The other students looked around uneasily and quickly left the room.
Zoro watched them leave before slamming Sanji against his bed "Gladly."