Random Stupidity
"Happiness"
At School
Talim had been messing with Yunsung all day with random outbursts of "YUNSUNG…I like pie!" or "DO U LIKE WAFFLES?!" So when Yunsung finally got the chance to say something back he was going to take it.
Talim: Hi Yunsung! Watchha doing?!
Yunsung: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Talim:….Watchha doing?!
Yunsung: Yo mama
Talim: I HATE YOU! NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN! WAAAAAAAA!!!(Runs down hallway)
Yunsung: (scratches head) WTF?
3 Hours Later
While Yunsung was walking back to his house, he saw a woman sitting backwards on the curb of a street. Being the "good" person he is, he offered some help.
Yunsung: Uh… (Scratches head)Do you need some help?
Woman: (turns around) Hi Yunsung (burps)…you got some crack?
Yunsung: Talim? WTF are you doing? And why don't you have an overshirt on? It's 12 degrees outside.
Talim: (burps)I guess it is cold
Yunsung: YOU GUESS IT'S COLD!?BITCH DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID? IT'S 12 DEGREES OUT HERE! GET INSIDE!...and are you drunk?
Talim: That depends on what you think!
Yunsung: Yep she is drunk as hell. Hey Talim,do you have a place to go?
Talim: No. When I went home there was a note on the refrigerator that said "Me and your father have left and will never return".
Yunsung:hmm…you can come to my house! And I'll make you really happy!
Talim: Happy?
Yunsung: Yes happy! The happiest you'll ever be in your life!
6 Years later
Talim and Yunsung had made 12 babies. Six of them boys and six of them girls.
Talim: (holding baby)Happy huh?(throws baby)
The End