I don't own Naruto. This is for fun only. No offence to anyone who likes any of the characters in this song, because two of my own favorite characters are in this song.
Jingle Bells
Kakashi smells
Naruto talks to grass,
Sasuke's got his head up his ass,
And Sakura is a tard!
Dashing through the snow,
Running over Kabuto,
The snow is turning red,
I think he's almost dead.
Lee stole Gaara's brows,
Akamaru is a mini-me,
Lee's best friend's a cat,
Who also looks like Elmo.
Dashing through the snow,
Running over Kabuto,
The snow is turning red,
I think he's almost dead.
Gaara likes eyeliner,
Kankuro is Batman,
Sasuke is gay,
But that doesn't surprise anyone at all!
Dashing through the snow,
Running over Kabuto,
The snow is turning red,
I think he's almost dead.
I'm also aware this doesn't all rhyme.