I'm writing this one shot because Alternative Twilight is at a road block. It's my Halloween story even though it's not scary. At least I don't think it is. But leave a review, please. Also, there is a lot of dialogue in this story, so be warned.

Disclaimer: George said I could fill the entire house with Sasuke and Itachi stuff, but I'd still never own them. Or the rights to the series.

Warnings: yaoi, stalking, language (?), violence(?), and anything else someone might find needs a warning.

I also need a title for this story. If you have an idea let me know!

Inspiration music: Future Love by Kristina DeBarge, Fireflies by Owl City, I Can't Do This by Plumb, I Want to Know What Love Is by Mariah Carey

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The blonde quickly rushed up the steps and knocked on the door of the house. He thought he had heard the breathing again. The door was opened soon after his knock and he was rushed inside. He looked around his friends house, her curtains were all drawn shut and the only lights that were on, were the ones in the foyer and living room. The dark and drab place her house become was not her, she was bright and cheerful, like he was once.

"Thank you, Sakura-chan."

The pink haired girl smiled and hugged him. "Don't worry yourself, Naruto. Now they are here. So why don't we go tell them?"

Naruto nodded. Sakura had some friends in the police force who could help him with his problem. He hoped. Sakura showed him into the living room, she sat him next to one of the officers. The man had dark hair which was spiked.

Thank you for coming. This is Naruto." Sakura pointed to the blonde. "I didn't tell them much. But, Sasuke and Itachi tell me that these people are the best." She was addressing Naruto, who nodded.

"Well I guess I better tell everyone the whole story. We don't have much time." Naruto wrung his hands in nervousness. "About a month ago I got a strange phone call. The caller said, 'Stop eating that unhealthy stuff.' I was having some ramen at the time. I was a little freaked out, but I forgot about after a couple of days. The next call came when I was over here at Sakura's. This time they said 'I can't see what you are doing when you are at his girl's house. Stop visiting her.' It was the same voice and I got really scared. The calls came more frequent. They would call and say stuff that I was doing at he time, whether I was showering or eating or even watching TV. This person even started telling me what to wear, how to do my hair, everything." Naruto took a deep breath. "It didn't take long for Sakura and I to figure out that I was being stalked. Next, we figured out he can't see or hear what goes on in her house either. I've been staying here for long periods of time." Naruto stopped to blink tears from his eyes and Sakura picked up from there.

"I helped Naruto write down Everytime he called, every gift he sent. Those are in a trunk upstairs, second door on the right." One of the officers nodded and sent another one upstairs. "I used the limited training that I got from You, Itachi," She pointed to a man in the corner. "and Sasuke to determine he must work an office job. He never calls Naruto between eight am and six pm. It's always before or after those times."

Naruto had calmed down to help Sakura. "He also never let's me talk when he calls. He calls says what he needs to say and hangs up."

Sakura nodded. "That's it. That's the whole story." She turned to Itachi. "Please help him. He needs his life back."

~x~

Itachi looked over at his brother who was watching the blonde he was sitting next to. He looked back over at the expectant girl.

"Since, it is you asking Sakura-chan I can't say no."

Sakura smiled. "Thank you so much."

Itachi smiled before sliding into business mode. "Shikamaru, Ino go get the tracing equipment. Be careful though, if Mr. -" He turned to Naruto.

"Please call me Naruto."

"if Naruto's stalker is out here he'll be suspicious and may not call." The two nodded and left. Itachi turned to Naruto. "I know he never let's you talk but today try to get a word or two in to keep him talking, okay?" Naruto nodded, but Itachi kept talking. "Don't ask him why he's doing this. He's under an illusion that you two are together. (1) Ask things that'll make him happy. Try to inflate his ego. I know this is a lot to take in, but I'll be here and so will my brother. Do you think you can do it?"

"Yeah."

The other two officers returned with the equipment and they quickly helped the brothers set up.

"So you all are officers?"

Sasuke snorted at the blonde's question. "No, dobe. My brother is the head of the BAU in Quantico. He's FBI. I'm a detective. And Shikamaru and Ino work with my brother."

Naruto crossed his arms. "Don't call people names teme. How does Sakura know you?"

"She met Ino and Shikamaru when she moved up here for college. I met her through them and she met my brother through me."

Naruto turned to Sakura. "You made me work my butt off in school, so I could go to college here cause you said you had no friends."

"How did you and Sakura meet, dobe?"

"Teme, don't call people names. We met through our parents. They were friends."

"I hate to interrupt your conversation, but Naruto may I borrow your phone for a few seconds?"

Naruto jumped at the sexy voice. He handed Itachi with a blush.

One point for me. Itachi thought. Going to have to try harder little brother.

Sasuke sent a small glare to his brother. He quickly shook his head. Why did he care if Itachi took the blonde? He was startled out of his thoughts by a cell phone ringing. Itachi quickly silenced everyone and Naruto answered, putting it on speaker.

"H-hello?"

"Naruto," a voice purred. "I noticed that you weren't at home. You're over at her house aren't you?"

"Y-yeah. I am."

"What have I told you about going over there?"

"I'm sorry." Naruto whispered. "But she's my friend. I can't not visit her."

"But, you love me." The voice shouted. "You have to do what I say."

Naruto cringed. "I'm really sorry." His voice broke as he said it, tears leaking from his eyes.

"Shh, I'm sorry baby. Don't cry. I hate it when you cry." Sasuke thought the same thing before mentally hitting himself.

"Naruto sniffed twice before answering. "I -" He was quickly cut off by Sasuke.

"Don't say you forgive him We don't want to spur him on. Change the subject. Keep it on you."

Naruto nodded. "What do you like best about me? I never was told."

"Your eyes. They are so expressive. I fell in love with you when you smiled at me with them."

"Thank you." Itachi nodded to Naruto. "I'm glad you talked to me today. I have to go now."

The other line was already dead.

~x~

Naruto was sitting next to Sasuke again. They were waiting for the results of the tracer.(2)

"So, dobe, you moved here just for Sakura, huh?"

"Yeah, well, she's been my best friend since middle school."

"Middle School? I thought you guys grew up together?"

"We did, but she's four years older than me. She didn't hang out with me till middle school."

Sasuke was surprised. "You're only 19?"

Naruto nodded. "Yeah."

Itachi entered before any more words could be exchanged. "The number was traced back to a payphone, two blocks from here. We sent a team over there but, as you can guess, he was gone."

Naruto nodded slowly before standing up. "What's next?"

"Well, for tonight, you stay over at Sakura's and tomorrow we will head over to your apartment to see if we can find anything over there. We'll also post a guard here and at your place."

Naruto nodded. "My address is 4960 West Ave. Apartment 12."

Itachi wrote it down before send Ino and Shikamaru back to the police station. The brother's packed up the remaining items and headed to the door, Sakura following. Naruto got up to follow but stopped short of being seen to listen in.

"I hope you catch this guy. Naruto is like my little brother."

"I understand. I promise we will do our best."

"Thank you." was whispered.

~x~

Naruto was awaken by knocking on the door. He heard Sakura rushing around to answer it. He stretched and went to the doorway of his room. He wished he could answer the door for her. By the second knock , Sakura was already half way down the stairs.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

She opened the door to find an irate Sasuke standing on the other side.

"Sasuke! Come in, please." He did so. "Can I get you something? Coffee? Tea?"

Sasuke shook his head. "Is Naruto ready?"

Sakura shook her head "No. He's still sleeping."

Sasuke sighed. "Of course, he is."

"Actually, I'm right here." Naruto stood in the doorway of the kitchen in a pair of jeans and shirt. He looked completely casual and calm, like he was going out with friends, not a guard.

"Are you ready to go?"

"Yeah" a nod "I am."

Sasuke nodded back and turned to Sakura. "We're going to have you stay here. This is one of the few places Naruto can be right now. If you leave, who knows what the unsub could do to your house."

Sakura just shrugged. "Whatever helps."

~x~

Sasuke pulled up next to another dark car. The apartment building was located in a quiet neighborhood. It didn't look any different than the other buildings around it. Sasuke looked over at his blonde passenger, who was deep in thought.

"We're here." Sasuke's voice startled Naruto out of his thoughts.

"Oh. I see." His voice was low.

"What's the matter?"

"I don't think I can do this." Sasuke noticed that the blonde was shaking slightly and tears fell on his pants. "He can see my every move when I'm in there. He knows who's been through my house and what they touched. He knows everything I've done. He knows what I've thought of doing. I can't sleep cause what of he's watching me then too?" He was close to being hysteric.

Before he thought of his actions, Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto and pulled him to his chest and rubbed his back. "It's ok. I won't let him harm you. I promise."

"You can't promise something like that"

"Why not?"

"Cause you don't know if everything's going to turn out alright."

"I'm an Uchiha, I do know this things."

Naruto laughed, but the laughter soon turned back to tears. Sasuke let Naruto cry in his chest for a few more minutes. "Come on. We have to go see what the others found."

Naruto sniffed and rose his head to look at Sasuke. His eyes were brightened from the tears and Sasuke almost kissed him right then and there. His stalker was right. His eyes were "-beautiful."

Naruto tilted his head in confusion. "What's beautiful?"

Sasuke blushed. He hadn't meant to say that out loud. "N-nothing. Let's go."

Naruto nodded and followed Sasuke to his apartment.

~x~

Naruto's apartment wasn't huge, so by the time Sasuke and Naruto got to it, the team was done.

"We didn't find anything unusual in his apartment."

Sasuke sighed in frustration and ran a hand through his hair. "I see, thank you."

Naruto was standing behind Sasuke, he was crestfallen. "What do we do, now?"

"We get you back to Sakura's." Sasuke walked away.

~x~

"Something's not right."

"How do you know?"

"See that pink scarf in the window? When we were younger we'd place a scarf in the window to let each other know there was a problem. That's her scarf."

Sasuke pulled out his gun. "Stay in the car. As soon as I'm out lock the doors."

He pretty much teleported out of the car and Naruto quickly locked all the doors. He watched as Sasuke moved to the front door and entered. There was a knocking on his window and he saw that an officer was next to his window.

"Sir, what's going on?"

"Please, go call Itachi Uchiha from the BAU unit and tell him that there's a situation at Sakura Haruno's house."

The officer nodded. "Are you ok?"

Naruto nodded. "Just hurry."

The officer ran off and Naruto relaxed in his seat. There was a tapping on his window again. "I'm sorry. Who did you want me to call?"

Naruto sighed and rolled down the window. "Uchiha Itachi. He's from the BAU.

"Ah, thank you."

"No prob-" Naruto was cut off from a blow to his head.

~x~

Sasuke knew that what he was doing was stupid. But he didn't care. He only wanted to keep the blonde safe. He didn't know where this sudden brash thinking came from, but he didn't dare fight. Years of being around police officers as well as being one taught him that. There was a bump and he reeled around and pointed his gun at a bound and gagged Sakura. He rushed over and un-gagged her before untying her.

"What happened?"

"He must have come in through the back. I never saw him. I was heading upstairs one minute, the next, I'm bound and gagged." Her eyes widened suddenly. "He knew about it, Sasuke. He knew about our secret signal. We never told anyone."

Sasuke's eyes widened too. "Shit!" He was out the door before Sakura could stand up.

~x~

Sasuke was pacing Sakura's living room. His brother and the rest of the team had arrived nearly an hour ago.

"We have to go find him."

"We don't know where he could've taken Naruto."

"I don't care, Itachi. We have to find him now!"

"Why's he so special?" Itachi's question stopped Sasuke dead in his tracks. "You've only known this boy for about 20 hours. This isn't a fairytale, you can't be in love with him."

Sasuke didn't move once. "I don't know, Itachi. But, I plan on bringing him back to find out."

"Well, I think my team is ready to profile this man."

~x~

Itachi, Sasuke his team, the other officer's working on the case and Sakura were all in a small conference room. Itachi started

"Our unsub is a male somewhere in his middle twenties. He's a white male. He's pretty average, someone you'd pass on the street and never spare a second glance. Underneath this mundane exterior is a genius with a quick temper. If anyone w\says the wrong thing he could go off. He works an ordinary job a nine to five. He's probably a repair man of some kind. He has a disability of some kind, but it's unnoticeable, but to him it makes him unattractive. He fixated on Naruto, just because he was being polite or nice. He won't hurt Naruto unless any one of us gives us a reason. He probably has an apartment in the same neighborhood. We may have even met him already.(3)"

The profile was finished and Itachi walked away. Sakura ran up to catch him.

"I have met him."

"Really? When?"

"About two weeks before Naruto started getting the strange calls and stuff."

"How?"

"He came over to repair my sink. I had to leave for work in the middle though, so Naruto came over. I accidentally told him about the scarves when I almost put on my pink one. He might have gotten Naruto's info from my day planner."

"What's his name?"

"Patrick Monroe"

~x~

Naruto's hands were tied together, but other than that he was capable of movement. He wished he had taken that self defense class with Sakura when she was 15.

"Do you like it?" The brown haired man asked. They were sitting in a dirty Volkswagon van, but Naruto nodded anyway. "Yeas, it's -uh- lovely."

The man seemed pleased. "I bought it just for us."

"Really? How nice."

He smiled again. "you know, you are the first boy I've ever been in love with."

"Really?"

Patrick grabbed Naruto's hands and looked him in the eyes. Naruto just wanted to pull away. "I'm not gay. I'm just in love with you."

Naruto nodded. "I understand."

Patrick seemed relieved. "Good. I thought we could spend the rest of our lives here. The beach is nice. But, it's close to your friend so you can still visit her."

"I'd like that."

"I'm nice, right?"

"Y-yeah."

Patrick smiled. "Good, I'm going to go get some food. Stay here." Naruto nodded. As soon as he left, Naruto lunged for the forgotten cell and dialed 911.

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Please, I've been kidnapped and don't have much time. Connect me to the Konoha police, I need to speak to Uchiha Sasuke."

"Right away." Ringing started soon after.

"Uchiha Sasuke." He answered bored.

"Sasuke!"

"Naruto! Where are you? Do you hear any noises? Are you okay? Wh-"

"Teme! I don't have much time. I'm fine, but I have no clue where I am. I'm near a beach near Sakura's though. Listen the guy who took me is psychotic, tell everyone to be careful. I can hear him coming back. I gotta go." He quickly hung up and set the phone back before rushing back to where he was originally.

"I hope you like hot dogs." Patrick handed Naruto a hotdog with pickle relish and ketchup.

"Thank you."

~x~

Sasuke quickly found Sakura in the cafeteria nursing a cup of coffee.

"Where's the closest beaches to your house?"

She was startled by the loud question. "There's only one. Remer Beach."

Sasuke was out of the cafeteria almost as fast as he entered.

"Remer Beach?"

Sakura nodded.

~x~

Itachi followed his brother. "Why'd you wanna know about Remer Beach?"

"Naruto called like ten minutes ago. He's being held at the closest beach to Sakura's house."

Itachi was on his radio, telling all involved where to go.

~x~

Naruto heard the sirens first. His mental grin fell when Patrick pulled out a gun and pushed him through the door of the van , then followed, holding a gun to his head.

Police surrounded the van. Naruto could see Sasuke and Itachi right in the front.

"Drop the gun, Mr. Monroe." Itachi ordered.

"No, me and Naruto are going to go off and get married and live happily ever after."

"Mr. Monroe, no one wants to hurt you or him, but you have to let him go."

"Why?"

"Cause if your gun goes off by accident, Naruto will get hurt, won't he?"

Patrick nodded. "Yeah." He lowered the gun and took a step to the left. As soon as he did, he was surprised and jumped on by two or three officers. As soon as he was secure, Sasuke rushed over to Naruto and untied him. Naruto hugged him as soon as he was free.

"Thank you, for keeping your promise." He whispered.

"I told you, I'm an Uchiha."

Naruto laughed.

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Naruto stood against his apartment door. "Dinner was wonderful."

"I'm glad you enjoyed it."

He looked up to see dark eyes staring back. "Are you busy next Saturday?" He whispered.

"Yep," was whispered back. "U have a trial I have to attend."

"Oh, yeah. It's hard to believe it's been three months."

Sasuke chuckled. "Did you forget, dobe?"

"I try to." Sasuke looked down guiltily, he raised his arm and stroked Naruto's cheek.

"I'm sorry. That was insensitive."

"No, it's okay. I should try to get over it."

"You are. Just by going out."

"I still jump when the phone rings though."

Sasuke stopped rubbing Naruto 's cheek causing Naruto to look up. "You will, in time be over it, but you need to go as slow or as fast as it takes you, okay?"

Naruto nodded.

"Good." Sasuke closed the small space between them with a kiss, Naruto responding quickly, wrapping his arms around the taller man. Sasuke licked sealed lips which opened to the silent question. Sasuke separated when they needed air.

"I'll see you later."

"Bye." Naruto pecked Sasuke and opened the door to his house. He set his keys down next to his phone. He noticed he had a message, so he pressed play.

"Did you think a restraining order and a 750,000 bail was going to keep me away from you? You are a whore. Kissing another guy like that. Mark my words, you both will pay."

Naruto collapsed to the ground, tears streaming uncontrollably down his face. He picked up his cell and pressed speed dial 2.

"Dobe, it's only been eight and half minutes. Miss me already?"

Naruto didn't answer, just sobbed in relief.

"Dobe, what's the matter?"

"S-Sasuke, someone released him. He left a message on my machine."

"Dobe lock your door. I'll be right over."

"K-kay." He hung up the phone and locked the door. Eight minutes later, Sasuke secret knock resonated through the whole living room. Naruto double checked through his peephole, before letting him in. Sasuke strode into the apartment and Naruto collapsed into his arms crying.

Sasuke held him all night.

This used to be a funhouse, now it's filled with evil clowns.

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Originally this was going to be a one shot but

A. I really wanted to put this up and

B. I'm not quite sure where I want this to go.

So for now it's going to stay a one shot, but I feel it's too open to just stop.

The only song you should really listen to while reading this is 'Future Love' by Kristina DeBarge.

(1) Got that from Criminal Minds

(2) I'm not an expert, so I have no idea what it's actually called.

(3) Once again, I got this from Criminal Minds.

Song lyric at the end is from Pink's 'Funhouse'

Let me know if I should continue.

^_^ Ciao