A/N: Hello my darling duckies! You may not be familiar with this coupling, considering it is apart of the very large and intrusive Homestuck fandom, which I happen to be apart of! Surprise *throws confetti* Ahem, anyway, my friend made a lovely little thing called, Crohonhonus and I couldn't help myself, I simply had to write this terrible thing on it. You'll have to forgive, it had to be done.
Please enjoy!
"Crohonhonus"
It was a lovely day and Kankri was finding that this particular morning was not a bad one. No one was being triggered, no one was being assaulted, life was... good. He decided that in order to acquaint himself better with his peers, he would take a leisurely stroll along the boulevard. France was simply too lovely a place to stay inside all day and besides, a little walk around the Eiffel Tower would do him some good. Exercise was very good for the body and spirit, so he had read somewhere before, perhaps on a blog.
Wallet in hand, Kankri set out and was soon not but a few blocks away from the Eiffel Tower. Ah, what a breath-taking view. Erected in 1889 as the entrance arch to the 1889 World's Fair, it has become both a global cultural icon of France and one of the most recognizable structures in the world. The tower is the tallest structure in Paris and the most-visited paid monument in the world; 7.1 million people ascended it in 2011. The third level observatory's upper platform is at 279.11 meters or 915.7 feet the highest accessible to public in the European Union and the highest in Europe as long as the platform of the Ostankino Tower, at 360 meter or 1,180 feet, remains closed as a result of the fire of August 2000. The tower received its 250 millionth visitor in 2010.
Yes, what a magnificent sight –
"Hon, hon, wvhat do wve havwe here?"
Kankri felt his shoulders tense. Perhaps he had spoken too soon.
Another troll sidled into view, wearing a ridiculous red beret and scarf, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. He wore a white shirt, but there was no mistaking the symbol or the scars marking his forehead. Of course Cronus would be the one to act so foolishly in public. "Wvhat is your name, cutie, hon hon."
Kankri stared at the other troll. What on Alternia's green grass did this troll think he was doing? He clicked his tongue, lifting a finger. "If you believe you are funny, sir, I'm afraid I have to correct you. What you are doing is in no way comical, mimicking a common human perception of French people. You are not fooling anyone with that ridiculous interpretation, but in fact, harming your own credibility as a good comedian. I suggest you stop this now, before you trigger someone and cause a disruption, which is something you most definitely do not want. Why would you ever wish to do something so terrible? There are good people out there who are simply trying to –,"
"Wvhoa wvhoa, baby, slowv down." Cronus held up his hands. "I just wvanted –,"
"Cronus, you are so unbelievable sometimes. How dare you portray such stereotypical behavior after telling me so many personal things last night." Kankri folded his arms, shaking his head. "This behavior is intolerable. You'll have to come back over tonight so we can properly discuss how you might stop acting out this way."
Cronus perked up, eyes wide. "Sure! Wvhat time?"
"At six. No, perhaps we shall make it earlier so we can discuss for a longer amount of time." Kankri turned on his heel, headed back towards his home, muttering to himself the entire time. That Cronus! How intolerable! Yes, yes, a nice dinner and long chat would be just the thing to keep Cronus from doing such ridiculous things once again.
A/N: Almost 600 words this little ditty was. I hope you enjoyed it!