A/N: So I was on the phone, with my BFF Jill. Her names not. But we'll pretend it is. So basically we came up with the most EFFED UP VERSION of high school musical three. PLEASE. don't like...delete my account or anything. Purely in good fun. Just fun. We're not doing this because we think this is how it should go. wait...yes we are. we have some messed up minds. seriously, don't take it seriously. we're just being retarded. Just, have fun. it's a parody.
LETS PLAY WHO'S IN MY MOUTH!
hahaha. I was dropped on my head at birth. please. Don't mind me.
High School Musical 3: Reality Check
So basically, Gabriella tries to degayify Ryan by doing him…hard… and ends up pregnant with a gay mans baby. Troy gets mad at Gabriella, and he ends up going gay with Chad, who likes to wear assless chaps for easy access. Chad: "What time is it, Troy?"Troy: "It's time to Getcha Head in the Game!"
Sharpay and Ryan get drunk at home. By themselves. Sex ensues.
Another gay baby made. Only this ones going to be really retarded since Ryan just fucked his twin.
Oh god. Ryan's getting horny.
So Taylor is starting to hang out with the stoner crowd. She tries some pot. She gets a little high. She runs through East High naked. End of story for taylor.
So Jason trips on a rock. His clothes fall off. He accidentally has sex with that one fat girl. On accident.
Jason: Oops. My clothes clothes fell off. Oops. My sperm ran into your egg. Sorry.
Kelsi sees Jason accidentally have sex with the fat girl. Kelsi gets emo. She walks out of east high. Then gets crushed by a falling piano. Ironic much?
So basically Zeke gets pissed at Ryan for doing Sharpay. He goes Sweeney Todd on his ass and bakes him into a crème brulee. He then feeds it to Sharpay. Sharpays eats Ryan. She thinks he's delicious. But of course, she already tasted him before. So basically Zeke goes on a masochistic murder spree, and kills everyone and bakes them and sticks them in the oven.
Chad: This is all your fault troy!
Troy: No, Chad. It's not. Because We're all in this together.
cue background dead dancers in the oven of doom
Sharpay: FUCK RYAN! DO YOU HAVE HERPES OR SOMETHING?!
Gabriella: OH SHIT.