Gale - there is something you should know Katniss ...
Katniss- what is it Gale??
Gale - I am your father....
Katniss - WHAT?!
Gale - Yes, it is true. And i had sex with your mother.
Katniss - WHAT!
Gale - oh yes im sorry, you must be confused, let me explain... me and Peeta were walking one day and i noticed his blue eyes and you know the rest.
Katniss - PEETA IS MY MOTHER! that doesnt even make sense!
Gale - the capitol has made many scientific discoveries and i guess your one of them....
*silence*
Gale - umm how bout we go talk to your identical twin brother.... Haymitch