"He is just my pawn….a mere chess piece." Sebastian paused his dusting of the china tea sets to listen to the Young Master and his Aunt's conversation. Madame Red frowned slightly. "I do wish you would stop messing around with criminals and grow up like a normal boy…..be happy." Ciel sniffed. "This was my choice, and I do as I please." Sebastian frowned. A mere chess piece? Is that all I am to him? He excused himself and ran out of the room. He found himself in the library. A chess set sat on a table in the center of the room. Sebastian picked up a rook, dusted it off and set it down. I wonder which chess piece I am…. If I am a chess piece…. LET IT BE! He looked at each one, until one caught his eye. It seemed as if a shining light was making the piece glow beautifully. "Finni get out of the bathroom!" yelled Sebastian, realizing where the light was coming from. "Don't you think I would if I could!" was the reply.
Sebastian reached for the piece and stroked it. "I think…I love you." The piece blushed. "Oh Sebastian, I love you too." Sebastian was so happy. "ORMIGORD! WE SHOULD LIEK TOTALLY GET MARRIED!" The butler put one of Bardroy's famous explosive onion rings over the chess piece. Then they went on a honeymoon in the backyard. Grell, who was stalking Sebastian like usual, was sitting under the bench. He was just as furious as in episode 17 of season one…y'know….with the nun? Ugh…
Grell pulled out his chainsaw and leapt into the middle of the floor. "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, BASSY X GRELL FANGIRLS!" he yelled, slicing the chess piece in half. Sebastian fell to his knees. "No….no…NOOOOOOOOO!"
Ciel woke up, confused. "What the hell was that?" he said aloud. His girlfriend (me) was sitting on a chair in the corner. "Oh…that may have been a side effect of the Coca-cola." She said, pointing to an empty two liter on the floor. "But I didn't even have any!" Ciel shouted. I winked at him. "uh huh." Before Ciel could reply, the door burst open. It was Sebastian. "Young Master, I heard about what you were dreaming of." "How?" Ciel and I said in unison. Sebastian pulled out a chess piece and kissed it. "Chessie told me."
THE END! Of another crack story… I was drunk on Coca-Cola and cheese popcorn when I wrote this so…. YAY!