The Fourth wall's final stand.
Alright, hey. I'm getting bored of Aftershock, can't think of a good AC fanfic, and nobody's been looking at Darkclaw's adventures. So while I wait for grass story places, I might create a few short, mini-stories that I don't really expect you to read, just to provide a time kill. (For you and me) SO here we go….
Winter: I AM ANGRY!
Qibli: why?
Winter: FOR THE SAKE OF STORY!
Qibli: Isn't making fun of clichés kinda becoming a cliché by now? I mean, if you look at all the clichéd stories AND all the stories making fun of clichéd stories, it's becoming kind of a paradox, right?
Me: you just broke the fourth wall! Cool! But… you made everyone think. This story is not for thinking. It's for not-thinking. You are not welcome here. *kills Qibli*
Clay: heya, fellas! What's a-going on here today?
Tsunami: CLAY! STOP IT! YOU'RE NOT SOME CHEESEY FARMER WORKING AT A CARNIVAL!
Sans: heya.
Clay: heya.
Tsunami: WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP APPEARING IN OUR STORIES! IT COULD CAUSE A CROSSOVER! And let me tell you, nobody, nobody at all would like to see that!
Undertale/WoF fans (including myself): well, it would be THAT bad…
Starflight: NO! Tsunami you GAVE THEM IDEAS! It is the EEEEEEENNNNDDDD! THE EEEEEENNNNNDDDD!
Old Man McGucket: The end-times!
I don't know why I have been making so many Gravity Falls references lately.
Tsunami: whoa! What was that?
Me: what was what?
Sunny: You broke the script and wrote in bold!
"Oh, I know how to do that!" Clay said.
Tsunami: Clay! How?!
Me: THAT'S IT! I will NOT stand for this! It has to be a script! *kills Clay*
"Hey, guys! I figured something else out!" Glory said.
Me: NO! *kills Glory*
Tsunami: Stop it! You're killing off your cast!
Me: HAH! Gotcha!
Sunny: got who?
Me: Deathbringer tried to kill me, but in the battle I straight up and erased him from the story.
Sunny: So… Deathbringer was here, with us, and then you erased him from the story?
Me: yes! And I just finished confining you all to script!
Tsunami: who else have you erased?!
Me: AAARGH!
Starflight: what happened? And why haven't I said anything?
Me: I just got shot…
Tsunami: by what?
Me: the canon… It said that everyone is still… alive.
Starflight: OH, SERIOUSLY? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND PUNS?
Tsunami: be glad. Everyone is alive again.
"That's great!" Clay said.
Me: AAAARGH!