First Higurashi fic :)
Summary: Is Rika seriously allowed to get drunk?
Warnings for swearing
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-Bloodbath-
"Rika, I think you're drunk," Hanyuu said.
"I think you're gay," Rika responded as she filled herself a glass of her favorite wine. "But do you see me complaining?"
Hanyuu pouted. Her creepy eyes did that weird red-glow thing, and she went into the cabinet, pulled out something, and spiked Rika's drink. She didn't notice.
"You're only- what, six?"
"Physically, yes," she answered. "But I've technically been alive for about a 100 years with all that Hinamawaza shit," she added. "I can't believe I kept on dying for those idiots. I mean, I should have just let them die! I could've moved to Hawaii or some crap."
"Rika! Don't say that- your friends are-"
"Helpless idiots," she cut in.
"I still don't think you're allowed to drink."
"Buzz off," Rika moaned. "I just wanna get drunk, wake up with a hangover, vomit, and then go to a club all damn night long. Repeat. I mean, why the hell don't we have on over here? Why don't we have fucking cars? This isn't the 1600s!"
Ten seconds later, Rika dropped dead.
This year, on the night of Hinamawaza, Rika was killed by Hanyuu.
"Seriously? Again, Hanyuu?"
-Bloodbath-
Parody, not exactly meant to be funny.
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