Why It Will Always Be Gray and Lucy

I mean, it has to happen.

I mean, like, you all know that Erza and Jellal kissed, right?

Well if you don't, GO AND LOOK IT UP ALREADY!

Anyway, back to the main topic.

Gray and Lucy WILL happen. In my logic.

WHY!?

YOU STUPID READER! WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU SAY WHY?!

They're obviously the perfect couple! That's why!

I mean, I've seen a LOT of couples in a LOT of anime's.

Like, Lief and Jasmine (Deltora Quest),

And like, Bossun and Himeko (Sket Dance).

HELLL! I even seen Sena and Kodaka! (Boku Wa Tomodachi Ga Sukunai).

But let me tell you this. THIS. THIS. THIS is the best couple!

I have never seen a more PERFECT couple in my life.

If you're a NaLu fan and you're reading this (Why the hell are you here anyway?)

I don't fucking care if you say Natsu and Lucy are going to be together! YOU HEAR ME?! I DON'T FUCKING CARE!

I'll defy the laws of the universe for that couple!

So help me if GraLu doesn't become a canon couple I'll make a petition and send it to that Hiro Mashima! Hell I'll even translate it to Japanese for fucks sake!

Sorry, switched to crazy mode there, back to the main topic (again).

Gray isn't an idiot. Unlike Natsu. He actually makes sense of things, he gets plus points too.

WHY?

He's FUCKING HOT THAT's WHY!

Anywho, would you NaLu fans PLEASE stop saying that US GraLu fans only ship GraLu 'cuz they look good together (but admit it, they do!). We all have our OWN opinions. I know what you're thinkin'! 'oh, but YOU are HATING on NaLu.', right?

NO!

I'm telling you to respect other peoples opinions! There was a GraLu video on youtube and this NaLu fan said :

Remember in first episode when Lucy was kind in a love spell.. When Natsu arrived why did the spell brocken? o_O... And the moments of Lucy and Natsu being together in a mission not with Gray.. Wake Up fans of GrayxLucy. Don't be a dummy..

This is what I say :

The Heck! It's my opinion! And why do I need to wake up when I'm wide awake! Excuse me for not loving Gruvia because I love GraLu! You're the dummy one cause YOU DON'T HAVE RESPECT IN EVERYONE'S OPINION! You should also check the episodes cause there's GraLu too! I ship GraLu and you can't make me ship what you like!

Anywho, back to GraLu.

Let's face it! Gray Liiiiiikkkkeeessss Lucy.

And Lucy liiiikkkeeeesssss Gray.

I will wait forever. Because it HAS to happen.

So to all you

NOT GraLu fans.

You need to :

Cry yourself a river

Build a bridge.

AND GET OVER IT.

Because it is LUCY AND GRAY FOREVER. You hear me? L-U-C-Y A-N-D G-R-A-Y F-O-R-E-V-E-R.

I can wait forever.

If they don't happen, Mashima-san! My foot will be in your mouth, and my best friends foot in your ass, and my OTHER best friend's foot in…. no wait… my best friends WET SLOBBERY finger in your ear!

Because if Erza and our sweet Jellal kissed….

Then Gray and Lucy HAVE TO.

When they do, COME TO MY FUNERAL. And scribble on my tomb 'She was right! GRALU FOREVER BITCHES!' remove the bitch part.

My ghost will wait in heaven for all you GraLu fans screaming "WELCOME! WELCOME! I TOLD YOU IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!"

SO my fellow GraLu fans, let us wait until the ends of the earth for that stupid kissa! If it doesn't happen…. Let us destroy Mashima-san.

So now I'm sitting here, giving death glares to Natsu and Mashima-san.

Waiting for that kiss.

Because it's bound to happen.

A/N : I only care about GraLu and JerZa, other couples not so much.

I'm not one to curse, usually. But for this fanfic, I will, just to make it funny. Admit it, you laughed, just a little.

I don't own Fairy Tail

Please, NaLu fans, do not take this seriously, this is JUST for entertainment! I half support NaLu! But GraLu… I'm a psycho…. No offence to NaLu fans! TRUCE!

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-Zoey