Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does.

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Delusional Fame

Prologue

This was never supposed to happen—my brain hurts just thinking about it. Sometimes—always—I wake up to the chirping of starving birds and fat dogs, wondering if I've finally woken up.

I'd welcome it. To leave a world where you're hated—that's an impossible dream, right? How I ended up here—now, that's the real irrational idea.

What happens when some real person transfers worlds… the stories make my head spin with their slapped-shut explanations. In reality, transference of physical solids through dimensions are absurd? I might as well be Zelda and teleport ten feet away.

So basically, what happened—technically—is very realistic. Theoretically? Let's not get caught in the hypotheticals.

Maybe that's why I've stopped questioning it. But just one complaint: if that was magically accomplished, could it hurt to maybe bestow some ninja powers on me too?

It's hard to survive.


Author's Note:

Umm... if it sounds confusing to you... I'm sorry. I kind of just randomly put it together. And yes, I agree that the main character has little to no personality, but that's only for now... I mean, it hasn't been revealed yet :) And the gender? Uhh... you guess. Not telling... yet.

NOTICE!

I will take OC's for this fanfiction. I'm going for a realistic travel-to-naruto-world fic, if that makes any sense... So, sorry if your character doesn't have any special powers or something. If she was abnormally clever for a human or really athletic, or really deranged, or obsessed, or nerdy, or goth, or... i'll stop there :) I would totally take interesting kind of people.

Just please, please, please make them a little deeper than 'crazy insane chick with a dark past.'

Thanks :)

~chocolateluvor