Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is Owned by Roald Dahl, not me. The
Power Puff Girls are owned by Craig Mc Cracken, not me. I'm in it for fun,
not the green.
Any attempts to plagiarize and I give you gum that fills you up with blueberry juice.
The Blueberry Patch
Townsville.....a fantastic place.....full of friendly, warm folks, fun, smiles....
And godawful criminals the average human being never dreams of!
A criminal who looks like a giant lobster is demolishing every bank in the city, sucking every inch of loot into its maw! Only one force can put an end to this evil when the people of Townsville are much too terrified out of their skulls to do it! The Powerpuff Girls!
They careen through the sky like a white-hot knife through butter! Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup!
They soar to the massive melee...
"Let's crack this crab!"
"Let's snap his claws!"
"Let's kick some serious tail!"
And they do just that....only to find that this isn't any ordinary lobster!
It's a titanium mechanism, and inside with all the dough is the biggest, baddest doughboy in Townsville!
"Mojo Jojo!" the girls chorus!
Mojo Jojo is inside the newly-exposed head of the lobster, tiny compared to his titanium terror, tiny, period!
"Blast you, Powerpuff Girls! I'll blast you!"
And blast them he will! With his all powerful, newly developed, just arrived by Ebay, Nuclear, Plutonium Powered, Double Cannon, 50-Mile-Radius- Range, Laser Beam, Soundless, Quick As a Cat Bacon Ray!
"Oh, no! The Bacon Ray!"
"Look out!" yells Blossom. A laser beam soars past Bubbles and Blossom, just taking stitches out of Blossom's uniform, frying them into a crisp!
"Well, we're not sizzling in this moron's frying pan!" says leader Blossom.
The girls soar, they soar to the tail, and rip it open with ease! The loot has been stored into the tail, and tumbles out in a massive avalanche!
"Clear the way!" cries the mayor. "Don't get buried by the dough!"
The dough comes tumbling down in a mountain!
Buttercup uses warp speed to put it all back into each bank!
Mojo Jojo is still trying to waylay the ladies with his bacon ray!
He shoots a ray at Bubbles, barely clipping her ponytail!
What hair is shot off is turned to soot!
It fries, completely, the smell of fried, flaxen blonde young hair fills the air, fills the sky, sizzles....
.....He shoots another ray at her uniform, taking a few stitches at the hem! The hem fries to ashes!
"You're a bad boy, Mojo Jojo!"
Suddenly, a rubber ball is thrown at his bacon ray, knocking it out of his hands!
It's Blossom! She threw it at him! A dodgeball she borrowed from Pokey Oaks kindergarten!
Go Blossom!
"Let's put this puppy on the menu!" said Buttercup.
And they do! Their fists are like wrecking balls as they demolish the mechanical melee maker, making him a mad, mad mess!
Mojo Jojo abandons ship, right in front of the Townsville Police! They nab him on sight!
And once again the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
Any attempts to plagiarize and I give you gum that fills you up with blueberry juice.
The Blueberry Patch
Townsville.....a fantastic place.....full of friendly, warm folks, fun, smiles....
And godawful criminals the average human being never dreams of!
A criminal who looks like a giant lobster is demolishing every bank in the city, sucking every inch of loot into its maw! Only one force can put an end to this evil when the people of Townsville are much too terrified out of their skulls to do it! The Powerpuff Girls!
They careen through the sky like a white-hot knife through butter! Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup!
They soar to the massive melee...
"Let's crack this crab!"
"Let's snap his claws!"
"Let's kick some serious tail!"
And they do just that....only to find that this isn't any ordinary lobster!
It's a titanium mechanism, and inside with all the dough is the biggest, baddest doughboy in Townsville!
"Mojo Jojo!" the girls chorus!
Mojo Jojo is inside the newly-exposed head of the lobster, tiny compared to his titanium terror, tiny, period!
"Blast you, Powerpuff Girls! I'll blast you!"
And blast them he will! With his all powerful, newly developed, just arrived by Ebay, Nuclear, Plutonium Powered, Double Cannon, 50-Mile-Radius- Range, Laser Beam, Soundless, Quick As a Cat Bacon Ray!
"Oh, no! The Bacon Ray!"
"Look out!" yells Blossom. A laser beam soars past Bubbles and Blossom, just taking stitches out of Blossom's uniform, frying them into a crisp!
"Well, we're not sizzling in this moron's frying pan!" says leader Blossom.
The girls soar, they soar to the tail, and rip it open with ease! The loot has been stored into the tail, and tumbles out in a massive avalanche!
"Clear the way!" cries the mayor. "Don't get buried by the dough!"
The dough comes tumbling down in a mountain!
Buttercup uses warp speed to put it all back into each bank!
Mojo Jojo is still trying to waylay the ladies with his bacon ray!
He shoots a ray at Bubbles, barely clipping her ponytail!
What hair is shot off is turned to soot!
It fries, completely, the smell of fried, flaxen blonde young hair fills the air, fills the sky, sizzles....
.....He shoots another ray at her uniform, taking a few stitches at the hem! The hem fries to ashes!
"You're a bad boy, Mojo Jojo!"
Suddenly, a rubber ball is thrown at his bacon ray, knocking it out of his hands!
It's Blossom! She threw it at him! A dodgeball she borrowed from Pokey Oaks kindergarten!
Go Blossom!
"Let's put this puppy on the menu!" said Buttercup.
And they do! Their fists are like wrecking balls as they demolish the mechanical melee maker, making him a mad, mad mess!
Mojo Jojo abandons ship, right in front of the Townsville Police! They nab him on sight!
And once again the day is saved! Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!