Short Humor a Naruto fanfic
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I don't own Naruto
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A/N I got thia idea from recodan's Micronics. It's a collection of small funny stories.
The Ultimate Attack.
Sasuke stood atop a random building staring down Itachi. The small village he was in was utterly destroyed.
Itachi stood on top of another ruined building. Sasuke was seriously injured and his breathes came with an extreme amount of pain. Itachi however only had a few scratches.
"I admit it Itachi, you are better than me, but I know something you don't know."
"And what is that" inquired Itachi.
"My final ultimate technique."
"It want work I'm too strong foolish little brother." Gloated Itachi
"HA" laughed Sasuke, you underestimated me.
And suddenly the one thing not thought possible to happen happened.
The nightmare of all beings...
God looked away.
Sasuke Uchiha smiled. Not smirked, smiled.
Itachi gasped in horror the sky turned black, the thunder clapped and everything was quiet. Suddenly the roof of the world was ripped of its hinges and a huge vacuum appeared.
"You fool Sasuke you messed with the natural order of things. Its all going to be destroyed!"
"I DON'T CARE!" Sasuke roared over the wind still smiling his oddly warm smile. "AS LONG AS YOU DIE I DON'T CARE."
Trees were uprooted, cows flew, the lands themselves flew into that horrible twister soon the entire world followed. Then solar system after that, then the galaxy and everything after it. Finally as the Maelstrom reached its peak the entirety of existence imploded upon itself.
"And that's why Sasuke can't smile." a ten-year old Naruto finished his class report
"That's a load of bullshit Sakura yelled."
"SAKURA watch your language" lectured Iruka.
"I don't know," Sasuke said "I thought it was pretty funny" he finished his sentence with a smile.
The world turned black and began to destroy itself.
"Damn you Sasuke damn you".