This fiction is just a bunch of one shots of John and Karkat, not as a couple though. You could go to another fan fiction for that. It will also involve other character but the main characters are the two i just mention.

(Notice this is my first fan fiction and it will most likely suck ,but enjoy any way)

Disclamer: Home stuck belongs to Andrew Husssie. I owe nothing

A troll crashes on a couch completely exhausted. He sighs in relief to finally be alone with out anyone disturbing him.

"Finally, I could finally take a break from leading a team and from that stupid fuck-ass, Jo-"

Suddenly the unwanted human boy burst through the room with a bunch of energy and excitement scaring the red blood. Karkat fell off the couch and yelled at him using "colorful" language. John ignored the foul words ,since he was use to it,and started talking a mile minute.

"Karkat! Dave told me about this awesome thing. I forgot what he called it but he said it was amazing. And he sa-." The boy was interrupted by the trolls rude comments.

"Okay, Egbert. First off slow the fuck down. I could barely understand what the fuck you're saying. And secondly, knock first before you fucking burst in and scare the shit out of me."

"Oh, sorry about that. But anyway, Dave told me if I look up both of our names with an 'x' in the middle, something hilarious would pop up. He said it would be even funnier if you were there too." He paused and took a breath because he was still talking really fast but a tiny bit slower then when he first came into the room. John then calmly said,"Would you please come with me?"

The cancer troll finally got of the floor. He sat on the couch and prossece what the wind boy said. "So you want me to get up and walk with you to a damn computer to look up some shit the dave human told you about?" John nodded his head. "Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Well," John looked a little disappointed,"I thought since you're always in a crabby mood, I could show you something funny to cheer you up. Thats what friends are for."He started making a sad face with a big lip. Karkat hesitated and started to calm down. "Fine only this time I'll go with you. But after that, leave me the fuck alone."

The blue eye boy jump in enthusiasm and took the trolls arm. He raced down the hall to his bed room and tossed his (not so) friend on his bed. John jumped into the chair in front of his computer and turned it on. As the computer turned on,Karkat sat surprisingly quiet. He observed the human, realizing how stupid his hat looks. Then he looks at his facial expressions. He noticed that they were foreign to him. His friends and enemies were never really this, what do you call it, happy. Karkat finally takes in that John is staring at him strangely, and looks away. 'Damn humans and their emotions'.

"Hey ,Karkat? You okay? You were looking at me strangely and your face is turning red." 'DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT!' Karkat thought and tried to hide his face with his hands.

"I'm fine, damn it. Stop looking at me like that. Besides, your computer is on." John turns toward the computer not totally convince his friend is okay. He slowly regains his smile and energy and types in "john x karat".

Before he presses enter, he calls the troll ,now hitting his head, over to see the computer. The red face troll walks over avoiding the humans face. John finally clicks enter and click the image button.

Suddenly the smile is wiped off the humans face and the troll is now tomato red. The images they see weren't what they expected.

John finally says "W-what...is that...my... I don't even... what?" He couldn't even explain how he felt about the pictures on the screen. He knew for sure he didn't like it.

Karkat was processing what he was seeing and finally says "This is so VILE! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FILL BUCKETS WITH YOU?! DID NEPETA DO THIS? WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM!"

"I am going to kill Dave" John said looking away from the computer blushing.

They walk out of the room very piss and bright red to find Strider. After they left, three figures walk into the room laughing.

"Wow I didn't think he would be that stupid to actually look up that porn," the cool kid said to the others.

"Hee hee," a blind girl said evilly,"I love that red candy smell that came from their faces."

"lol,ikr." a cute cat troll purred.

"Thanks for helping me prank at John,girls,"Dave said cooly,giving them a thumbs up.

"Any time, but please keep your promise to role play with me and Terezi." Nepeta made her adorably cute cat face. Dave couldn't resist.

"fine"

"YAY! i have the purrfect dress for you, Dave."

"Oh god"

The girls pulled dave to get dressed wether he like it or not and he didn't.

Wow, i did this in a day. Hopefully future chapters are longer -.-". I failed at everyone personalities "OTL. Oh well, soon to be more chapters