~~~~ Renee's car ~~~~
Renee: Bella you don't have to do this…
Bella; Muuuuuum! I can tell your trying to be that concerned parent and all *smirks* but, I will be fine. I can tell you don't like me. Due to that time you tried to push me off that pier. I COULD HAVE DROWNED.
KD: WHO RESCUED YOU? I WILL DESTROY THEM.
Bella: WTF. I'M HEARING VOICES.
Rene: Again?
KD: Shut up Bella.
Bella; ZOMFG. MUM … MUUUUUM… !
Renee: *Through clenched teeth* Yes?
Bella: I. JUST. SAW. A. PLANE. TAKE. OFF… *Makes weird airplane noises to which Renee is totally oblivious to*
Renee: Look Bella we're at the airport- DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT GODDAMN CACTUS.
Bella: MUM YOU KNOW LANCELOT OS MY ONLY FRIEND.
Renee: I give up. Just, get on the bloody plane; make sure to call me so I don't have to plan funerals. I already have your fathers planned. In Phil's own words "I'm sure he can't be dealing with a problem child."
KD; I can assure you that will not happen.
Renee; Why… Now I'm hearing the voices. Stupid Bella bringing the family curse back.
Renee; SMART VOICE. If only you were real.. I would have adopted you instead of that.
Bella; *Stop's talking to 'Lancelot'* I'M ADOPTED? Oh, well. You never liked me anyway.
Renee; You were forced upon me and your father. We heard crying in a bin and we assumed it was a kitten and as we always wanted a kitten, we took it home. Them we opened the bin and found you. Apparently, it was 'Child cruelty' to leave you outside. So we had to keep you. Sad times.
~~~~ Outside Forks Airport ~~~~
Bella: OH MY GOSH. It's raining! NOOOOOOO, IM GOING TO MELT!
KD: SHUSH. If you were Jordan/ Katie Price WHATEVER. You would melt. She's all plastic. AND STILL LOOKS LIKE A DOG.
Charlie; Hi.
Bella; Hi.
Charlie; how's your mum?
Bella; she's fine.
Charlie; OH BTW'S. I got you a car.
Bella; Oh, you really shouldn't have… You see, on the airplane I made my New Years Resolution.
Charlie: It's Summer-
Bella: SDJCNSDKVN; SHHHH. It's to be a selfless, non-whiney, teenager. I shall be so mature. I won't accept gift's, and I shall hate all special occasions.
Charlie; … Well… It's not refundable. So take it, or it's the junkyard.
KD; She'll take it.
Charlie; VOICES!
Bella; What kind of 'car' is it?
Charlie: Well, … It's not a car exactly it goes more under the category of tr-
Bella; I've always wanted a cardboard box… *Looks off into distance*
Charlie; *snaps fingers as Bella comes back to reality* No, it's a truck.
Bella; And where did you supposedly 'buy' it?
Charlie; Do you remember Billy Blac-
Bella; No.
KD; LIES.
Charlie; Well, he used to go fishing with us. He's in a wheelchair now, so it won't be any use to him…
Bella; Oh. That's great. Taking the disableds only way of getting about. And, if it's as old as you, how the hell do I get it fixed if it breaks down.
Charlie; No, the thing runs great! Jacob did a ton of work on it.
Bella; *mumbles* Oh, Jacob. I remember him. I used to make mud-pies with him and his sisters; Rachel and Rebecca. They bitches always thought their mud-pies were better. But, the truth is mines were always better. Always.
KD; Weirdo.
Charlie: Why are you mumbling to yourself Bella?
Bella; IT'S A HABIT OKAY?
Charlie; Erm, Okay… *stops car*
Bella; Pfft. Green. Green means ALIENS. *See's truck* I HEART IT.
~~~~ In the house ~~~~
Charlie; your room is upstairs, as always…
Bella; *Sighs* Okay, then. If you REALLY want to make me climb the stairs…
~~~~ Next day~~~~
Bella; *screams* SCHOOL.
KD; Will you just, please, SHUT UP. You're waay too weird for my liking.
Bella; … Okay, first day at school means first impressions… What to wear? Oh, whatever I find! That shall be good enough.
KD; I'm sure it won't.
Bella; I am sooo white. I could be a vampire :D! *Stands on one leg and hisses like a cat*
KD; vampires don't do that?
Bella; YES THEY DO.
KD; Stupid girl.
Bella; WHAT IF I DON'T FIT IN? *sadfacesadfacesadface* I've never had any friends, except Lancelot.
KD; I wonder why?
Bella; Oh, well. *skips to the 'truck'* Oh, how I love my truck! *starts the truck* … PEOPLE. OMG. SCHOOL. OMG.
KD; JUST DRIVE.
Bella; (drives) I have the area in sight. I am about to enter the area. I have parked in the area. I am walking to the front office of the are-
KD; SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Bella; hello scary receptionist lady.
SRL; hello dear
Bella; *Whispers* Guess what?
SRL; What?
Bella; I'm new!
SRL; oh, Isabella swan.
Bella; NO ITS BELLA YOU IDIOT.
SRL; Oh, erm, I'm so sorry. Here's a map of your classes…
Bella; I have never been so insulted in all my life. *takes map* FAREWELL.
KD; that was not nice,
Bella; neither is my life.
KD; what's the first class i must endure with you today?
Bella; ENGLISH! (Enters classroom) Must. Escape. Gaze… Hello sir.
Mr. Mason; its Mr. Mason
Bella; well Mr. Mason *hands over slip*
Mr. Mason; go sit somewhere…
Bella; *sits*
Eric; *trying to act cool but clearly failing.* S'up?
Bella; why are you trying to act cool when you clearly aren't?
Eric; *is silent*
Bell; *Rings*
KD; Well, isn't this a very short class.
Eric; what's your next class?
Bella; government building 6…
Eric; I'm headed for building 4. WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I could show you the way?
Bella; there's a reason they give you a map…
Eric; erm ok never mind then (walks away)
~~~~ Lunch time~~~~
Jessica; blah blah blah blah...
Bella; why don't you just shut up?
Jessica; what?
Bella; Nothing. *Sits with Jess and the Krew*
Bella; *in head* these people are weirdo's. Just look at that guy with the spiky blonde hair. OMG. TAKE A PICTURE IT WILL LAST LONGER. MIKE. …Yes, I can see your name tag. Oh who are they! *Out loud* JEEEESSSSIICCAAA, WHO ARE THEY *points directly to Cullens*
Cullens; *Are busy being pointed at accusingly*
Jessica; *giggles*
Bella; hurry up and tell me!
Jessica; WELL, The big one. Is Emmett. Who Mike is fearful of.
Spiky Blonde Guy Now Known As Mike; HEY!
Jessica; Well, it's true. The Blonde girl is Rosalie. She's a stuck up bitch *smiles*
Faithful Crowd Of Rosalie fans; HEY!
Jessica; Emmett and Rosalie are together. Shocking I know. EMMETT SHOULD BE MINE.
Emmett; What?
Cafeteria: What?
Emmett; *Narrows eyes in suspicion*
Jessica; the blonde constipated one is Jasper.
Faithful Crowd of Jasper Fans: HEY!
Jessica; The little one who's running circles around Jasper-
Mike; Literally.
Jessica; - Is Alice. I, for one, think was thrown at a wall-
Twilight Fans; DIE.
Jessica; Alice and Jasper are together.
Alice/Jasper Fans; DAMN STRAIGHT.
Edward; *Enters, as he simply can't enter with the rest. He wants his own entrance. DIVA'S THESE DAYS.*
Bella; WHO IS THAT. WILL YOU TAKE MY VIRGINITY- *is slapped by a randomer*
Jessica; THAT, is Edward Cullen. Single. I could change that…
Bella; yeah if you do something with that hair..
Bell; *Rings*
KD; what's next Bella?
Bella; biology…
~~~~ Biology classroom ~~~~
Bella; Hai :]
Teacher; Hello, there's a spare seat over there…
Bella; *sits*
Edward; *smells … Bella* *moves far away. Literally He camps in that meadow now*
Bella; *SADFACE:[*
Bell; *rings*
Edward; *runs away*
KD; HA.
Mike; hi there….
KD; Oh god here we go
Bella; *sighs* WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Mike; do you need help finding you next class?
Bella; no, not from you
~~~~ After p.e~~~~
Bella; Lalala going to hand my slip back lalala OMG EDWARD
Edward; please! JUST LET ME SWITCH CLASSES! I CAN'T HANDLE IT. SHE HAS NO FASHION SENSE. IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST THROWN THE FIRST THING SHE LAID HER EYES ON ON.
SRL; I'm sorry, your just going to have to deal with it.
Edward; FINE! *Runs away*
Bella; (hands slip over)
SRL; how did your day go dear?
Bella; freaking awesome how do you think it went? (Drives home)