Hi everyon I like King of the Hills so I maked fanfiction of it for enjoyment and tried to make spellings better but I wanted to make a story with a morals so here it is.
Dale of the Hills
Dale was one day mowing lawn and making grass cut becase he dident yet.
Honk and Bel and Boomhour were drinking elmo.
"Yup" Bell said.
"Mhm" Henk sad.
"Yes" Boomhour said last and they all sipped.
Dale yelled "gyah" and they all loke at his yard and just hear mour.
"Dangit Dal" Honk sed and went to check sence they were frends.
He finded Dale with mour stuck on top and almost cutting him but not becase he held it up so it cuddent and Henk run over and push it over so it dident cut him.
"Thanks Honk" Dale sad to him. "If Raygun dident make my mour spy for Americas when he was precedent I wudent have needed your help but thanks." he said. "Now I have to shote it because it rebeled against me like Raygun wanted it to becase I new too much about conspiraseas." and went inside to get gun.
"Dangit Dale this wudent have happened if you pored propane in your gas tank instead of charcole." Henk said with mad to Dale.
Henk went back to drink beers and Bell asks what happen.
"Mour got stuck on Dale and he needed me to push" Henk ex planed to Bell.
"Dale needs to be more careful with his things so you don't need to help him so much" Boomhour sad to Henk and Bell and they aggred.
Next day Dale shoed up to Bells dore and ascked him to help find new mour at megelomatr
"I miss Leno r!" Bell said with cries and Dale sad "Good lets go" and grabed his arm and they got in bug van. And they drove to store.
They got to store and went to find mours but Bell wanderd off and found food and Dale cudent find him no more so he went to find mours on his own. "Bell neds to stop eating so much or no womens will love him" Dale insighted at Bell.
Dale went and found mours and there was cheap reglar mour like he had befor and fancy expense mour with beer cup holder.
"Beer holder and lawnmour in one? My dreams are living!" Dale sad while staring at mour.
Store saler shoed up and sad "Can I helps you?" to Dale who almost dident notice becase he liked mour so much.
"Yes I want this mour" Dale sad to him and point at expense beer holding mour and went to register.
He almost put credit card in hand of saleser wen he sawed Bell takling to pretty lady and shout "I am Wilem Fontin Deltore Dotrev and I am army barber and lonely! Please go to diner with me!" and she walked away.
Sudenly Dale felt bad and relized that some peple are unfortunate and he cold use old mower and hold beer in hand insted of beer holder insted so he woldent be waisting money with frivolously.
"Sir I will take the cheper mour because I relized the value of frendship."
LATER….
Dale was on mour and they were all all drinking with elmo beer.
"Hey Dale, what happened to that fancy thing you said you were going to get?" Boomhour yelld to him with joking.
But Dale dident car because he relized what truly matterd in life and dident need fancy mour.