LEGEND

by Jasafrass

Well, it seems that the ancient legendary pokemon are taking over Sinnoh. Too bad they're all having too much fun at a sleepover. So I guess when we're all doomed, you turn to the ordinary, stupid, crossdressing, and insane pokemon to get the job done.R&R

1. Prolouge

Before we begin, it should be known that these chapters are already uploaded. I got better with my writing as the story moves along, so bear with me and try not to die from these first few chapters.

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"..."

"So... Now what?" A voice spoke from the darkness.

"... I don't know... Let's tell a story?" Another voiced spoke quietly.

"AW SWEET A STORY. Ok, ok, I got a good one. First... I need a thingy." A loud and obnoxious voice said.

"... A what?" The first voice said.

"You know the thing... with the words that spell another word..." The loud voice answered.

"... An acronym?" The quiet voice asked.

"Yeah! That thing!" The louder voice cried out. "Okay, it has to be for legend. This is what the story is about." The voice whispered.

"..."

"Well?" The loud voice said. You could imagine it was smirking.

"... Um..." The quiet voice murmured.

"... That is the stupidest thing ever... I got an acronym for that. L-E-G-E-N-D. Less than epic group of extremely noobish dunces."

Silence.

"WORKS FOR ME!" The loud voice said.

And this is where our story begins. Now shut up and pay attention.