Dear Paula,
I can't believe you sent a letter! You don't know how excited I was to get it, believe me! You asked what all I do here, and boy, the list goes on! I guess I'll start with when I met Lucas…
It was after I left Onett, with your tearful good-bye…I heard something big and loud stomping around a ruined zoo area. It was way too suspicious, so I went to check it out. I entered a clearing, only to be nearly stomped by a statue version of Pokey (now Porky)! As I fell back, I heard a very scared boy scream out in terror. Looking out, I saw a blonde kid had tripped over some kind of root and Porky was coming to smash him! Good thing he's not a smash bro… anyway, At the last moment I quickly jumped in the air, crying out, PK THUNDER! Ii spun into existence and knocked the statue backward. I landed gracefully as the kid I saved just gawked in awe at me. The Porky statue hovered in the air, and I followed suit. I launched a "PK FLASH!", Porky absorbed it and he exploded. I landed again, only to see the jerk in a spider mech. I wiped some of the PK magic off the brim of my hat as I prepared for battle.
Turns out, Lucas is a lot like me! We have similar moves, and similar fighting styles. We finally defeated, and Lucas ran up to me in a state of shock. Suddenly, this fat man appeared out of nowhere with a scary looking gun. He saw I was the better of us (which is so true…) and aimed a black arrow at me. I flipped over it. Fatty launched another three at me. Flip, jump, flip. He got angry at how awesome my matrix was so he aimed at Lucas. I knew Lucas couldn't move in time so I ran at him at the speed of light and pushed him out of the way in time- only to become a trophy.
Being a trophy is just as good as being dead, only you sort of float around because you're still alive. You should be glad you don't have to face that-it's really scary! Being trapped in cold metal smiling or in a serious stance while you're really freaking out, having no idea what's going on in the real world. It's alright though Paula. Eventually I was revived by a badge and I helped save everyone and we took down the mastermind behind all the madness…
This is getting a little long, but you know how much I LOVE to talk. (Ha! IRONY!) I'll wrap it up by telling you I'll reply again, maybe with something else besides going on a world saving adventure. Paula…stay strong, and always promise not to let me being gone get to you. Oh! Make sure you also buy me that new video game with the laser…it's awesome!
Yours forever,
Ness