What Do you get when you take two teenage girls who are having an instant message sleepover and are slightly obessed with James bond? You get this slighlty crazy and weird Instant message style James Bond Fanfic. This story is really free form and was lots of fun to write. First Chapter was written between the time of 1:36 Am and 5:00 am. Enjoy and please review! (If the color goes on website I'm Pink and my friend is blue) written on 11/16/08 btw we don't own James Bond we're just fans.
Chapter 1!
Botany: yeah
its STORY TIME
but...did erik get it?
me: it has to be with James bond
1:36 AM idk he hasn't said anything
Botany: send him twin telepathy and hope he picks up
1:37 AM me: well i guess it will just be the 2 of for right now
Botany: u starting?
me: do you want to start?
lol
i can
Botany: go!
1:38 AM Erik: sorry, im going to go to bed .
me:M handed Bond a folder to his new case. He opened it and saw 2 pictures of beautiful women...
oh no we're doing a story
1:39 AM Erik: haha have fun, night
Erik has left
me: he left!
ok your turn
1:40 AM Botany: um
1:41 AM bond gasps...he knows these women from the picture. He glances up expectantly.....
1:42 AM me: "I went to highschool with these 2!" they were in my gym class. (lol) They're names are Chessie and Belle...(come on you had to see this one coming)
1:44 AM Botany: (i did, i did) Bond sighs deeply and looks at M. why are you giving this to me?....
1:46 AM me: "Bond you are the best and we need the best on this case." M said "These two women are very important!" (idk do you want us to evil or not)....
1:50 AM Botany: The infamous man picked up the folder and his brief case and walked out of the room without another word. Before he could go and apprehend the womens' plans he had to go fetch his brother from private high school in england(yayayay)
me: (*screams i was think the same thing! but highschool? how old is bond? let says early 20's?)
1:51 AM Botany: lol, k
1:53 AM me: From what Bond remembered from high school Belle was older then Chessie. They stood out they were like twins always together and practically finishing each other's sentences. Bond also remembered both of them were slightly strange. maybe thats why there in this sistuation...
1:55 AM Botany: He drives up the gravel road to the high school and parks his car right behind his brother's. He walks inside and goes into the headmasters office....
1:58 AM me: The door to the head master swings open as James walked through. "I need to see Jack(?) it is of the highest importance!" "Yes,yes Right away ." The headmaster Pick up the phone an mumbled into it . It was clear that James made him nervous.
2:03 AM Botany: (LOVE the name) "Will Jack Bond please come to the headmaster's office, Jack Bond, Thank you." James impatiently taps his foot as Jack gets out of his seat and leaves the room followed by many ooooos and ahhhhs wondering what he could be in trouble this time for
2:05 AM me: (why thank you) Jack remain cool as he headed to the head master's office. He even gave a wink at the girl's he pasted in the hall way. Jack Entered the head master's office to see his brother. Jack smiled and hugged James. "James I haven't seen you in at least 4 months!"
2:09 AM Botany: James gives him all the affection he can by patting him on the back. Clearing his throat he says; "Well, Jack I need your help, you will be gone for about a week, you have ten minutes to meet me downstairs and for us to leave. Understood?" "Yeah, yeah James...do you always gotta be soo...u know...like u have a stick up your ass?" Jack giggles and runs up stairs before he could hear a response.
2:13 AM me: (lol Jack giggled) James Waited out side for his brother to come. Soon enough Jack Came jogging through the doors with a backpack on. He throw his backpack into the back seat and hopped in the sports car. "So what are we doing this time?" James started the car and threw the folder on to his brother's lap. Jack opened it and saw the pictures and began to read. "A babysitting mission?" He asked with some disdain
5 minutes
2:18 AM Botany: (lol, i thought you'd like it) Jack read through all the papers that were given and sighed. He put his feet on the dashboard and James took a stick (from where no one will ever know) and hit them off. Jack kept shifting around. James, obviously fed up said "Jack i swear to god you better stop moving or else i am taking you back!" Jack immediately stops. He sits for about a minute then starts singing Fergilicious. James gave Jack a look which meant i am going to kick your ass AND take you back to school if you don't shut up, sooo Jack stopped. They pulled up to a house with a white picket fence and a yellow house....
2:20 AM me: (holy God i really like how you write James and Jack sounds kinda gay)
2:21 AM Botany: lol wat?
2:25 AM me: "People actually have white picket fences?" Jack asked "Will you just shut up and remember why we're here?" James said as he knocked on the door. "Coming!!!!!!!......" A female voice was heard in the house. a few seconds later the door swung open. "Can i help you?" A short blonde women said "My name is Bond...James Bond. The..." "Wait did you said Jame Bond?" the women asked "Yes..." The women let out a high pitched squeak and throw her self into James' arms sending him stumbling backward slightly...
7 minutes
2:33 AM Botany: James completely stunned just stands there and lets her hug him. Jack finding this utterly amusing steps around James and his #1 fan and steps inside. There are about 5 kids inside. One little girl looks at him from her play pen and goes over to hand her the toy she dropped. "I wouldn't go near that little girl." Another, slightly younger and taller (:D) woman raises her hand to show it bandaged. Jack turns around to the the little girls mouth gaping open and a set of very white and very sharp teeth coming out of it, towards his hand. She motions for him to come in the kitchen. Sighing she says "I hate kids, this is the only save part in the house."
2:40 AM Jack walked into the kitchen and looked at the women. She pretty much look like that somewhat crazy women outside. she was taller and had darker blonde hair. the women sat at the counter and sipped some what appeared to be coffee. "So who are you and why are you in my house?" the blonde asked "My name Is Bond... Jack Bond." "Bond huh? i knew a guy in highschool that had the last name of Bond." The Women said looking slightly more interested. "Yeah he's my older brother. James Bond." The Women began to giggle uncontrollably. "No way!'"
5 minutes
2:46 AM Botany: She keeps on giggling then stops suddenly stands up and looks him up and down. He looks at her and does the same. She says "Actually, i was a freshman and he was a senior with my friend over there. I had the biggest crush on him. Ohh, high school, i miss it and i just graduated last year."........
5 minutes
2:52 AM me: "Yeah my brother seems to attract a lot of admirers." Jack said with a slight hint of jealously "Is that jealously i hear in your voice?" the women said rasing an eyebrow. "No! I'm not jealous of him!" Jack said very defenselessly. "Ok if you say so. Oh hey do you know where Belle is?" Cooling down Jack said "hmm? Oh the other one thats thrown her self at James?" "What? she did What?!? We have to go save James! She'll snuggle him to death!" The women grabbed jack's Hand and began rushing out of the kitchen. "I'm Chessie by the way." she said with a smile and wink at him
2:55 AM Botany: Amazingly enough, Belle had moved the man who could kill a person with a piece of raw spaghetti, to the couch and together they were watching a soap opera and to Jack's surprise James actually had a smile on his face, a very smug smile in deed...
3:00 AM me: "Umm?" Both Jack and Chessie sounded together. Belle looked up with out letting go of James' arm. "Oh Chessie you remember James and i see you met Jack. They'll be staying with us for awhile. Something about drugs, or terrorists or something...Oh my God i can't believe he did that to her!" Belle gasped at whatever had just happened on the TV and snuggled more into James' arm which he didn't seem to mind. "Oh for the love... come on lets make lunch we've lost her until that show it over." Chessie and Jack Headed back into the kitchen...
7 minutes
3:15 AM Botany: Chessie walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge, Jack sat down at the counter and looked around thoughtfully trying to look older than he actually was. There was a collective gasp from the living room and Chessie briefly stopped rummaging through the fridge. She had in her hands, when she turned around, bread and cheese. "Sorry but thats what you get when you live at a day care...grilled cheese and PB and J." Jack laughed at Chessie's joke like it was the funniest thing had ever heard, but when he noticed that she wasn't he stopped and slowed down like a rickety old car with a last putter putter of a laugh at the end. Chessie finished making them and handed one to Jack. "He do you have some water?" She pointed to the cabinet directly above her. She was not fast enough to move outta the way when.....
8 minutes
3:23 AM me: Belle threw herself into Chessie's arms fake crying. "You won't believe what happened!..." Belle began to ramble on about the show and Chessie listened with a look on her face like she had to deal with this every day. James Stood next to Jack smiling to himself. Jack looked up at him and then looked at Belle and then back at James. What was he thinking? It was pretty clear that Belle had a screw lose or was at least really emotional. And what excatly was James planing on doing with her. it was clear that he had taken a liking to her. And everyone knew that when James had his eye on someone he got them. But for how long? He couldn't actually see his brother in a actual relationship. he would probably just use her and lose her. Jack actually felt kinda bad for Belle as he thought about James getting close to her then dumping her. He thought she wasn't the kind of person that would take it very well. Jack was snapped back into reality when...
11 minutes
3:35 AM Botany: Belle ran over to James and started crying in his arms. Chessie looked momentarily angered but her tense jaw quickly loosened. "Hey, Belle um can i show you something really quickly?" Belle used the sleeve of her sweater to wipe her eyes and followed Chessie to the back room, and right before they left Chessie winked at Jack. Jack wondered immediately if this was some code, like should he follow...probably not. Should he finish cooking...nah, too much work. Then he think he might of grasped what he was supposed to do and turned his heel to talk to his brother. He gave his brother a sweet smile right before he set off on an attack; "Sooo James, what are your intentions with Belle? Are you planning on starting a relationship and retiring?? No, i don't think you are, even though you may think this is ok, its not! People, besides you, have emotions." James responded curtly "Why do you care?" "Because i am your brother and its my right to tell you when something is wack!" He quickly scans the room b4 saying "and that other chick is sooo hot, like seriously, can't ruin my chances there...."
3:45 AM me: James raised an eyebrow "And the truth comes out." "What are you talking about?" Jack asked "You just want to get with Chessie. You don't care about Belle." "Well Dude we've been here all of 5 minutes and she's throwing her self at you...literately!" James just smiled and nodded Jack sighed and sat back down in his chair. Chessie and Belle walked back into the room. Belle Was more composed and had stopped crying. "Sorry about that. I get a little wrapped up in my soaps. Life is a little boring spending your days with that one..." She points to Chessie "and the kids."...
9 minutes
3:54 AM Botany:Chessie turned to the The Bond Brothers. She smiled at Jack then moving her attention to James, frowned. "Soooo, there was always a reason to what you do, so all that I need now is for u to tell me what! now James i could force this out of you, you know we have our own little gadgets and what not. But u know i would much rather have you tell me!" James looked between Belle and Chessie for a minute and then resolved to tell them the case he would need their help on
4:11 AM James looked At Chessie and then at Belle. Do you remember When you were at the agency? Both women frowned slightly. "How could we forget ?" Belle said without emotion.
4:15 AM Then you remember of course your first and only mission? Both women nodded. Those men you stole the information from are coming for you. Belle and Chessie looked up at James. He could see the fear in their eyes. Jack could see it also. What exactly was their first and only mission? And why were they so scared? "What exactly..." Jack was cut off by James putting his hand up. "Don't worry we're here to protect you. Nothing will happen. Jack become slightly fearful. what had he agreed to?
6 minutes
4:23 AM Botany: Belle spoke up; "James, what is it? I know we weren't able to carry through on the orders but...it was our first mission." James said "Yes, yes I am aware of what happened...i mean really Chessie was only 15, you were both too young to handle that mission." Chessie muttered "Yeah says he who has never not completed anything." Jack hears that and cracks up laughing. James glares at Jack again. "James continues "But now those papers and people you needed to destroy are now resurfacing."
6 minutes
4:34 AM me: "What's the plan then?" Belle asked "Simple we wait for them to come here, kill them, complete the mission you guys never completed and move on." james stated. "Move on..." Chessie mumbled "What was that?" James asked "So their coming here?" Chessie said "Yes" "Well hello! there are children here!" "Omg you're right. I'll call the parents right away!" Belle rushed out of the room to get the phone. The brothers and Chessie were left in a tense atmosphere. Jack coughed nervously. "So...umm...What was your guy's first mission?" Jack asked. James starred Daggers at him. He got up and left. Jack turned to Chessie looking for an answer. Chessie quickly turned away and left kitchen with no wink this time."What the hell is going on here?" Jack thought
4:47 AM Botany: Jack was angry...actually quite furious. He stomped after Chessie into the house. However not as gracefully as Chessie and stepped on multiple toys and resulted with him screaming
(heehee
little kid toys
ok, hold on)
Botany: He was now boiling with anger when he came into the kitchen and saw Chessie lazily washing dishes. As if she had eyes on the back of her head, without turning around she said "Hey, um Jack can I talk to you?" Jack didn't want her talking to him, he needed to talk to her! He left the room and went outside to throw rocks into the lake surrounding the shore. on which the house was perched...
4:57 AM Botany: (omg its like 5am
i neeeeed sleep
i have like a billion hours of hw tomorrow)
me: Parents began to show and pick up their children. Belle greeted them all with a smile and lots of energy. James watched from the couch. He hadn't seen Belle in a few true that in the past Belle and him had had a fling. He admired her zest for life. She seemed always so energetic and almost never wasn't smiling. Well... that is when she wasn't watching her soaps.
( lol me too)
Botany: (kk, nightie night
it was a fun sleepover!
lol)
4:58 AM me: (yeah it was yay! talk to you tomorrow
good night!)
Botany: (lol night!)
Botany has left
End of chapther 1! What did you think? What will happen next? What was Belle's and Chessie's first and only mission? and what was so horrible that they quit? Find out at our Next instant message sleepover! *wink