12 Things Alice is not allowed to do
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight
One day Bella and Edward were sitting at their cottage, talking about how Alice was getting into trouble a lot lately, so they decided to make a list of rules for her to follow.
1. Force Bella to go shopping.
2. Force anyone to go shopping.
3. Tell Edward that Bella's future disappeared, when it didn't.
4. Tell Bella that Nessie and Jake ran off to Vegas.
4. Then say that they are getting married.
5. Because Nessie is pregnant.
6. Then laugh when Bella tells Edward.
7. Laugh harder when he believes her.
8. Laugh harder when Nessie and Jake get home.
9. Laugh even harder at the sudden realization that she was pulling a prank.
10. Paint Edward's Volvo pink.
11. Paint Edward's Volvo purple.
12. Paint Edward's Volvo period.
13. Paint anyone's car period.
14. Sing "Barbie Girl" at school.
15. Sing "Barbie Girl" anywhere.
16. Sing "Barbie Girl" in any language.
17. NO SINGING "BARBIE GIRL"
18. Replace Edward's cds with "Barbie Girl" just because you like that song.
19. Change Edward's ring tone to "Barbie Girl"
20. FOR THE LAST TIME NO "BARBIE GIRL"
"That should do it."
"Yes."
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"What did Alice do?""She gave Nessie 10 pixie sticks after convincing her that she's pregnant!"
21. Convince Nessie that she's pregnant.
22. Then give her candy.
(A/N sorry about all of the Barbie girl ones I just hate that song! And I need some ideas for another story- what should Nessie and Jake's grandson be named?)