The Best Parody Ever
[TO THE TUNE OF "BE A MAN" FROM DISNEY'S MULAN]
Let's get down to business
To defeat the grunge
Did they send me bubbles
When I asked for suds?
You're the grossest dish I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll serve a meal off of you
Filthy as a frathouse
But pristine inside
Once you find a dishcloth
You are sure to shine
You're a gleamless, stained, disgusting plate
And no white is showing through
Somehow I'll serve a meal off of you
I'm never gonna clean my hands
Say goodbye to those who text me
Boy was I a fool at home for skipping chores
Mother's got me scared to death
Hope she doesn't come home right now
Now I really wish that I had grown more arms
[CHORUS]:
(Clean a dish)
I must be swift as a high-speed faucet
(Clean a dish)
With all the force of a jetspray nozzle
(Clean a dish)
With all the strength of a power washer
Desirable as mom's tea set from Peru
Time is racing towards me
Until mom gets home
Clean those dishes faster
And I might get done
I'm unsuited for the stress of chores
So wash up, go cry, I'm through
How could I serve a meal off of you?
[CHORUS x2]