Akatsuki Yaoi
By mangainu94
Rated M for sex and foul language
Summary: What do you think of Naruto? An innocent ninja or a Akatsuki sex predator?
Characters in the play:
Hidan
Kakuzu
Deidara
Sasori
Tobi
Kisame
Itachi
Naruto
Sakura
*it's an ordinary day for the Akatsuki*
Hidan: MUHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!----
*Kakuzu glares at Hidan*
Kakuzu: Hidan, shut up!
Hidan: Fucking why? I fucking love fucking laughing!
*Hidan gives Kakuzu puppy dog eyes*
Hidan: Kakuzu? I thought you loved my laugh?
*Kakuzu is thinking what the fuck?!*
Hidan: Kakuzu… I thought you loved me?
*Kakuzu disappears and reappears by Hidan, grabbing his chin and removing his mask*
*both look into each others eyes with nothing but love and lust*
Hidan: Danm you.. jashin.. Who woulda fucking.. Fucking thought.. That you would.. Oh just fuck me now you fucking bastard!
*Kakuzu takes the incentive to rape Hidan*
"POOF"
*Hidan wakes up from dream*
Hidan: OOOOOH JASHIN! OH FUCKING FUCK! I WAS SOOO FUCKING CLOSE TO HAVING FUCKING SEX!
*Hidan moans into his hands muttering unintelligible curses*
Kakuzu: Hey baka… try to keep it down... I'm trying to sleep…
*Hidan looks down to see Kakuzu naked in his bed*
Hidan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hidan runs out of room screaming like a little baby*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Akatsuki Living Room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tobi: What happened between Kakuzu and Hidan last night?
*Sasori and Deidara spray their coffee*
Deidara: DUMBASS YOU DUN GO ASKING QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!!!...HMM
*Sasori's face looks emotionless*
Sasori: It's what happens with two guys who are gay with each other…
Tobi: What does gay mean?
*both Deidara and Sasori groan*
Deidara: umm its when two guys have sex… un
Sasori: or to put it better... Anal sex…
Tobi: what is anal sex?
*Deidara glares even more*
Deidara: its when one guy shoves his dick in the other guys butt! Hmm!
*Sasori covers his face in embarrassment*
Tobi: I still dun get it...
Sasori: It's when two guys touch each other in inappropriate places, ok?
*Tobi is more cheerful*
Tobi: Would Sempai be gay with me!?
*Deidara throws some of his clay spiders at Tobi*
Deidara: HELL NO BITCH, KATSU!!!!!!!...HMM
*Tobi runs away from Deidara's wrath*
Sasori: Deidara that was cruel.. He was only trying to be gay like us…
*Sasori touches Deidara's ass*
*Deidara blushes*
Sasori: know what... Let's have another go? Shall we?
*Sasori nibbles on Deidara*
*Deidara moans in pleasure*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What about poor Tobi?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Tobi is walking through some wooded area*
Tobi: I wish sempai would be gay with me…
*Little does Tobi know that two leaf nins are spying on him, whispering amongst themselves*
Naruto: Hey Sakura? Can we rape that guy?
*Sakura punches Narutos head into the ground*
Sakura: HELL NO!
Naruto: Why not?
Sakura: Because im already gay with Ino…
*Sakura blushes*
Naruto: heh heh I knew something was going on between you two…
*Naruto looks back at Tobi*
Naruto: Oh well Sakura... Your loss!
Sakura: NOOOO! GET BACK HERE NARUTO!
*Before Sakura could lay a paw on Naruto…Naruto was already running up to Tobi*
Naruto: Hey there! Do you like hotdogs?
*Tobi looks up*
Tobi: I love hot dogs!
Naruto: Do you like eggs?
Tobi: Eggs are yummy in my tummy!
*Naruto is having a nose bleed inside his mind*
Naruto: Get on the ground on your chest without all your clothes on!
*Tobi looks confused*
Tobi: why?
Naruto: because I will give you hot dogs and eggs if you do so! Believe it!
Tobi: YUM! HOTDOGS AND EGGS! OK MR. YA GOT YOUR SELF A DEAL!
*Tobi strips to nothing on and lies on his chest*
*Sakura is hiding in the bushes having a nose bleed*
*Naruto strips to nothing*
Naruto: Now boy you can't back out once it's started… And if you back out! I won't give you any eggs or hotdogs..
Tobi: Me want eggs and hot dogs!
Naruto: on second thought get up on your knees boy!
Tobi: umm ok…
*Tobi kneels*
*Naruto steps in front of Tobi's face*
Naruto: Ok boy you see that stick right there in front of your face?
Tobi: …Yea
Naruto: Ok put it in your mouth and start sucking!
*Tobi does as Naruto saids and starts sucking... Enjoying the feeling immensely*
*Both Naruto and Tobi moan in pleasure, Naruto soon cums*
*Tobi sucks the juices happily*
*Naruto is enjoying the feeling*
Naruto: gasp...Pant...Pant... Ok Tobi gets on your feet and I'll get on my knees…
*Tobi takes Narutos dick out of his mouth*
Tobi: Ok!
*Tobi very happy…*
*Naruto gets on his knees and Tobi stands up*
Naruto: Ok boy if you need to like let something loose... Just let it loose...
*Tobi pants from the blow job he gave*
Tobi: ok!
Naruto: Jeeze you have a huge stick...
*Naruto inserts Tobi's monster huge dick into his mouth*
*Sakura's nose bleed thickens as she watches the blow jobs procede*
*Tobi moans and cums*
*Naruto takes Tobis dick out of his mouth and stands*
Naruto: Ok boy now you get on your chest and I'll do something so don't be alarmed when I do 'it'…
*Tobi is panting from the pleasure*
Tobi: ok! But what are you going to be doing?
*Tobi lies on the ground*
Naruto: I'll be doing something that you will love the feeling of…
*Naruto gets on Tobi and inserts his dick into Tobi's ass*
Tobi: OWW!
Naruto: Shhh! This hurts at first but you will be in a world full of pleasure…
Tobi: oook…
*Naruto proceeds with the raping*
*Tobi and Naruto are moaning, filled with pleasure*
Sakura: Jeeze I feel pervy now… danm that gay addict raper Naruto... He did this with that Deidara guy too…
*Sakura runs away in mock horror of watching the two be gay in front of her*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Akatsuki Base~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Deidara: I wonder where Tobi is? Hmm
Sasori: Should we even care?
Kakuzu: Probly not… He is a big boy... He can take care of himself…
*They here the door open and slam*
Hidan: You never woulda fucking guessed Tobi was fucking gay did ya?!
*The three shake their heads no*
Hidan: Well I just fucking saw Tobi being fucked like hell out in the fucking forest outside the fucking base... And fucking guess who was fucking Tobi?
*The three ponder for a moment*
Hidan: Naruto! Fucking Naruto was fucking poor Tobi like fucking hell!
*The three are very very very shocked*
Hidan: yea.. I fucking know.. Fucking strange isn't it?
*They all nod their heads yes*
T E H END!
A/N: OMG I was so blushing through this entire story… plz review if your not to shocked…