A/N: Hello! So, I have written one-shots before, but this is my first time writing a short story. I will try to update every week. Please drop a review to let me know if you like the idea so far. -SlytherinEmo

No... No... Eww! No!

Pansy didn't know how, but somehow Theo managed to convince her to download this dating app.

"Stop avoiding the inevitable," he told her as he slid across the table from her after he managed to corner her in her favorite coffee shop. She knew she shouldn't have Tweeted her location... Curse her addiction to the Internet! Theo placed a large coffee mug in front of him and a blueberry muffin in front of her. Damn, she thought as she broke off a piece and popped it into her mouth.

The green-eyed girl leaned back in her booth, chewing, and studied her best friend. While he appeared to be laid back, she knew it was all a show. She had known Theo since they were in diapers. His curly blond hair looked as though he had just ran his fingers through it, a nervous habit he picked up from her. As she held eye contact with his blue eyes, she fought the urge to run fingers through her own long, black hair. She had grown out her hair in after graduating from University in an attempt to look more mature. She thinks she managed to pull it off quite well, thank you very much. Instead, she reaches down and picks up her White Chocolate Mocha with extra whipped cream and took a sip.

"You just need a date to Draco and Harry's wedding. That's it! Everyone just needs to be convinced that you aren't turning into the single Cat Lady-"

"I am not turning into a Cat Lady," Pansy scoffed. "Just because I happen to be single and I adopted Vanilla Bean and Hazelnut and does not make me the Cat Lady!"

"You post about them constantly on Instagram. Every day. They're cute and all-especially the picture of them watching 'The Lion King'? That was MOMA worthy!-but Pansy? I love you, but please. You. Need. To. Get. A. Date."

Pansy slumped her shoulders and glared at her mug. Once her nose began to wrinkle, Theo smirked, knowing he won.

"Everyone should be lucky to have Vanilla Bean and Hazelnut grace their very boring Instagram dashboard. My Tumblr followers love them..." she mumbled.

Which is the reason why Pansy is now on a dating app. Craigslist is too desperate, plus it just screamed being stuck with a weirdo. At least this way she gets to decide if they will be a cute weirdo.

No... No... Oh! Hello there... Hermione? What kind of a name is that?

Pansy looked down at her phone screen. The girl in the picture had a ridiculous amount of dark, curly hair that seemed almost overwhelming for her frame. She was grinning at the screen while holding an orange ball of fur that appeared to rival the brunette's own hair. You couldn't see the cat's face, which was a shame since Pansy loves cats. The girl had large, caramel-colored eyes complete with eyelashes that any woman would kill for and a thick set of eyebrows, which helped even out the curly hair.

Curious, Pansy tapped the screen to read her profile.

Hermione, 24
Veteranarian
Lover of cats and coffee. Sucker for green eyes.

What do you know? Pansy happens to also be fond of cats and coffee. And green eyes? She quirked her left eyebrow. Boom.

Pansy doesn't hesitate to swipe right.

Bing!

Pansy smirks. It's a match.