Wait a second...FIRST KISS?! by StrawberriiSuzu
ONE-SHOT
POV: No one
"Ugh what am I going to tell my parents?"May grumbled. May was going to the park with a lunch box in her hands. All of a sudden, a green hair boy brushed past her making the lunch box fall onto the floor. Knowing that May loves food, she followed that boy and yelled at him for destroying her lunch. She cornered that boy and demanded him to buy her lunch.
"Oh not another fan girl saying that I destroyed her lunch…freeloaders", Drew muttered under his breath. Almost impossibly, May's eyes were filled with fire and intent of killing this green blob in front of her. "I WANT MY LUNCH! YOU STUPID JERK AND HOW DARE YOU DENY THE FACT THAT YOU MADE IT FALL? HUH? NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOUR SELF?"
Drew shuddered and tried to put up the best glare. Unfortunately for him, it had no effect on May. 'She's scarier than my Mom', Drew thought.
May came closer to Drew, blocking him from escaping. Drew blushed realizing that their faces were 5 inches apart.
"DREW SWEEEETY DON'T YOU MISS YOUR FANS?" "YEAH DREW WE WUV YOU SO MUUUUCH!" "DON'T HIDE COME OUT"
May was startled by the shouts and screams of Drew's fan girls. And accidently fell on Drew, stealing his first kiss. They both were in shock. May was still on top of Drew, lips still connected. May suddenly realized what happened and fainted. "Oh Drew? It's time for lunch. Where are you-", Drew's mother said, words stop coming out of her mouth when she saw her son and another girl, hair equally messy.
"M-Mom! It's not what you think!"Drew stuttered, waving his hands frantically. "Awww! Drewy has a girlfriend! And what did I say to you earlier Drew about safe s-", Drew's mother began. "I DIDN"T DO IT! I BARELY KNOW THIS GIRL MOM!" Drew cut his Mother off. His mother thought for a second before throwing another possible conclusion. "THEN IT'S LOVE AT FIRST SITE! Ah…young love! Soon I'll have grandchildren", Drew's mother said happily with dreamy eyes.
Drew face palmed and looked at the girl on top of him. She looked about his age. Speaking of the devil, her eyes fluttered open. She screamed, "YOU PERVERT! ALL I WANTED WAS MY LUNCH. NOT A FIRST KISS!" She stood up and took a step back.
Drew's mother giggled like a school girl in love, "I can tell that you both took each other's first kiss. Have fun love birds". And with that she walked home. Quarreling between a boy and girl filled the street with noise.
THE END
Author's note:
Ok I know! I was supposed to write a chapter for Himitsu and blah blah. My ultimate reason: I couldn't resist from writing a Drew/May one-shot! I might plan to draw a picture of those two one day…