Welcome to the Show
A The Penguins of Madagascar Story
By:
Ocean3209
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SUP STRANGER! Now I know what you're thinking. Probably on long the lines of 'What is wrong with you?! ANOTHER STORY?! WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER ONES?!' WELL, THIS IS MY LIFE. SO GET THE FUCK OUT. Nah, kidding, kidding. THIS STORY WILL BE FUCKING RETARD! Almost as retard as... Nevermind, I'll get flamed for saying that. XD I'm still kidding! Alright, R&R+ENJOY!
Who are you?
Oh that doesn't matter, you're beautiful! Hey random arrival, let's have an affair!
I'm Kowalski, a penguin who doesn't have time for love yet falls in love anyways! I always have affairs with random arrivals, because I'm a sex figure to all my fans!
I day-dream of making out with my best friend Rico! He's so handsome. Also Skipper, because he's such a cutie! And maybe even Blowhole, mmmh I can just devour him... If you know what I mean. ;DDD Or Julien... Oh yes... That sexy beast of a lemur...
ALSO, I'm just a klutz who screws up EVERY ONE OF MY INVENTIONS. Except a humanizing and animalzing one, of course! Because I need that to turn pre-teens into penguins almost every day! And the others also want to become humans and go to HIGH SCHOOL! I always have glasses when I'm human because my vision magically becomes WORSE. Whoa!
Let's talk about how I'm always in truth or dares, and how authors also want to make out with me. HUMAN AUTHORS.
Whoops! Look at the time! I have to go drool over everyone I met because I'm a bisexual sex figure!
WHOA! ANOTHER ARRIVAL! SHE'S SO HOT!
XD Okay, kill me if you want to. I deserve it. BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHAL! *laughing ass off* I don't know what's wrong with me.