Simply put, I was inspired. By the 'Letters to _" chain in the Hetalia archive!
So what better than to write one myself...for Celegorm, princely and arrogant?
Nah, jeg fleiper bare, Tyelkormo, jegelskerdeg (Iloveyou). (Cough)

I'm sick. I think it either might be a cold, or the flu. Probably a cold.
It started out with a sore throat and aching lungs... Any clue to what it is, anyone?

Hello.

I am Tyelkormo.

Father said I should socialise a bit more instead of hunting, watching beautiful ladies, conversing with beautiful ladies (basically doing anything involving beautiful ladies; I'm not even allowed to speak to Mother that much), and eating. Because Huan accompanies me on hunting, I'm not allowed to feed him or spend time with him for every hour of the day (that I don't spend talking with Aracánë) anymore.

Father suggested that I work in the forge with him, so I could get to know Curvo better.

I laughed at that.

Currently, I am scrubbing the floors of the washroom tiles, and you won't believe what has been growing on the marble.

Note: Do not laugh at Father.

Maitimo came up with the more creative way of locking me in the bathroom and giving the key to the twins. Now, I almost could have used that to my advantage, had they not been Pitya and Telvo. Had they not been the Ambarussa. So, naturally, they lost the key, and Maitimo is currently at the marketplace, trying to get a locksmith on the job, because if Father finds out, hell will freeze over. I can almost imagine what he'll say too:

"No son of mine gets locked in a washroom! You were trained by me! You should know even the shadiest of tricks, such as picking a lock!"

Makalaurë thought it would be amusing to loan me his messenger dove—apparently, Father thinks pigeons are second-rate and lower class—ink pen, and enough parchment to last a century. Oh yes, Kano, I am talking about you. You'll be famous when this gets on the news. Father is already famous.

So, send me a letter. Because I'm extremely bored, and I won't be getting out of this washroom any soon.

Maitimo is not good at espionage.

This is as close as I'll get to begging.

Well, Tyelkormo got punished.
This is set during the Valinor-era.

Send in a letter in form of PM, review, or both in case I don't get either!

Tyelkormo is begging you—for his sanity.