Disclaimer: Nothing has changed, I still don't own them. -Sniffles-

Genre: Romance/Humor.

Rating: T.

Pairing(s): D/L (DUH! XD)

Spoiler(s): Hell no. LOL.

Summary: One week of sexual tension, flirting... and a whole load of situations... can they make it through without something happening? Stella thinks not. Danny/Lindsay.

AN: YAY!! omg I have missed writing something fluffy and funny... all my angst writing can get depressing... I suck big time at coming up with titles, I think this one is horrible but anyways.. so here is an idea I had.. hope you like it ;)

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:::7 Days, Flirting and Excuses.

By: Lila Wills.

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Monday

Lindsay sighed in frustration and slammed the phone down. "Idiot!" She exclaimed.

Danny looked over at her from his desk with raised eyebrows. "Excuse me?"

"Not you.. Them."

He chuckled, "Them?"

"Lawyers," She replied, dropping her head onto her hands.

Danny nodded, "Ah. I see."

"Is there some sort of law where guys just can't help but chat you up. I mean seriously! It's ridiculous," She said throwing her hands in the hair.

Danny put down the file in his hand, taking an interest in the conversation.

"Or is it just a guy thing. Do you guys except us to just put up with it? Do they really think that some cheesy pick-up line will actually work for them?" Lindsay continued.

"Hey we 'guys' don't all do it," Danny protested.

Lindsay stopped for a second and looked at him, "Yeah right. This coming from you," She snorted.

Walking over to her desk he leant on it and crossed his arms, "So you're saying that if some guy for no reason at all... complemented you, that you would mind?" He asked with a bemused smile.

"Compliment? A pick-up line is not a complement, Messer," Lindsay told him.

Danny adjusted his glasses and grinned, "Yes it is, Montana. See some guys aren't as open about feelings and stuff.. so they can't come out with something romantic and poetry-like."

Lindsay laughed, "So let me get this straight. Something as cheesy as 'Do you come here often?' is a man's version of poetry?" She said with a shudder.

Danny shrugged, "Well no. Hmm. Okay let me try."

Lindsay tilted her head with a suspicious expression, "Try what?"

"Just go with me on this okay. As a sort of experiment."

"No way," Lindsay said shaking her head.

"Aww. Come on," Danny pleaded. "I've never know you to say no to an experiment," He with smirk.

Still shaking her head she tried not to smile, "Yeah. But that was to do with science.. not your demented guy ego test with pick-up lines."

"Please!" He said with a lop-sided grin, knowing the affect it had on her.

"Fine," She gave in, her voice annoyed, but a smile now spread on her face.

Clearing his throat he rubbed his chin in thought, Lindsay laughed. "Okay there is... the normal, way cheesy, well-known ones.. like-" He looked at her with a grin, "Did it hurt?" He started then waited for her to go along.

Lindsay stilled her laughing, "Did what hurt?" She asked, pretending to be puzzled, even though she was fighting the urge to burst out laughing.

"When you fell from heaven," Danny said in an like it was obvious tone.

Lindsay blushed in-spite of herself and giggled, Danny shook his head with a chuckle. "And there's..," He regained his posture, "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night."

Another giggle from Lindsay.

"Alright. I agree that those are way too cheesy, and unless your drunk, no-one uses them. Well I don't."

"Good. I'm glad. Don't want other girls to have to be exposed to you and cheesy pick-up lines," Lindsay sassed.

Danny shook his head, "Ha. Ha. Nice way to burst my ego, Monroe."

"Pleasure. Anytime," She replied with a wink.

It never occurred to him that the situation they were both getting into was going into a dangerous flirting zone. With lots of sexual tension.

"Okay, then there are the really... innuendoes to do with appearance and what have you.." Danny said trying not to look at her for too long, or he would never be able to get through it without doing something.

Changing his tone into a deep husky tone, "Your ass is so fine that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."

Lindsay let out a gasp and shoved him lightly, Danny chuckled.

"What's that on your face?" He asked, in his normal voice.

She fell for it and frowned slightly, "Where?"

"Oh, must just be beauty," Danny replied smiling, he leant over and pretended to wipe her cheek. "Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!"

Lindsay giggled and swatted his hand away, "What do you do spend all day practicing these in the mirror?"

"No."

"Oh! So thats what you do with Flack when you go out for drinks."

Danny laughed, "Flack isn't that smooth, could never pull any of them off."

"True, but I don't think you're any better," She replied.

With another shake of his head he continued, "Pinch me."

Lindsay leant forward and pinched his forearm.

"Ow! What did you do that for?"

"You asked me to."

He rolled his eyes, "I guess that line didn't go so well, hmm."

Lindsay smiled innocently and leant her head on her head, looking up at him with her eyes widened.

Danny licked his lips and leant on the desk next to her on his elbow. "Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."

Lindsay chuckled, "There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are."

Danny looked at her with surprise, "Oh wow! Miss. Monroe. You have some up your sleeve, don't you."

"I might have, cowboy," She said biting her bottom lip.

"You do huh? Well... let me see... something you haven't heard... DNA swabs: 30 dollars. Cheap Break Room coffee: 15 dollars. The way your smile lights up my day: Priceless," He said, huge smile plastered on his face.

Lindsay was left speechless, and her cheeks reddened. "Uh.."

"My god. Lindsay Monroe.. speechless. No comeback. Wow."

"Shut-up," Lindsay replied, still blushing. 'God Linds, get a grip!'

"Okay maybe not. You can speak," He said with a laugh.

"You uh--- want to go get some lunch?" Lindsay asked, surprising both her and Danny.

"Sure, beats paperwork," He answered and stood up, going over to grab his jacket that was hanging from the back of his chair.

Lindsay put on her jacket and pulled her hair out of the collar, Danny stood near the doorway watching her. She looked up, "What?"

"Ya know, you look really hot. You must be the real reason for global warming," He said.

Stella happened to walk past as he spoke, she stopped at the doorway and raised her eyebrows at Danny. "What's going on?"

Danny blushed and stared at the floor, while Lindsay fidgeted with her hair. "Nothing," Danny replied shrugging his shoulders.

"Uh-huh. Right," Stella said sarcastically.

"I'm going to go--- press the elevator button," Danny said rushing past Stella.

Stella crossed her arms and looked at Lindsay with her Stella 'you're-going-to-tell-me-one-way-or-another' look.

"Hey Danny!, wait for me!" Lindsay called, almost running after him.

Stella shook her head and laughed, "Well. I don't think this is going to last very long. It is only a matter of time before things start to happen," She said to herself, with a knowing smirk.

She walked out into the hall and heard, "Danny Messer!!"

Stella looked down the hall to see Lindsay shoving Danny into the elevator, Danny put his hands up in mock surrender. "Come on, Montana."

"Hell no!" She shook her head adamantly, trying hard not to laugh.

Stella put a hand to her head and chuckled, "Definitely won't last one week. let alone any longer."

TBC:::

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This fic was inspired by the humor and flirting from all the glitters's drabbles.. and lyss02's 'Bet You'... so thank you both for writing such lovely D/L fics!

I'll try and update soon. As always.. Read & Review! xo

Lila