Author's Note: I was inspired to do this story just for fun because of Smosh! The video they created about the 'Evil Fortune Cookie' and it's so funny! Let's see if Kevin and Ben can handle what the fortune cookie casts upon their future! I added some twist so well it will be fine!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything but the passion to complete this story! I do not own Ben, Kevin nor the Smosh! Even the idea because I just got it from Smosh! :D Hope you all can understand me! :D

The Fortune Cookie

Kevin and Ben are having a good time eating some ramen from a Japanese restaurant. The restaurant gave them some of their famous fortune cookies. At first Kevin thought it was lame but then before they got out the restaurant Kevin asked the manger to give him one. After they finished eating Ben hurried on opening the cookie.

Ben was about to announce his fortune but then suddenly a man who looks like a pirate went in with his trusty eye patch on. "Where's the milk!" The man gazed upon Kevin then he leaned closer to the brute. He sniffed Kevin and Kevin couldn't do anything but to shut his eyes close and let it pass. The man stopped sniffing. "I can smell milk! Where is it?" Kevin pointed the refrigerator without opening his eyes.

"Thank you..." The man whispered then he kissed Kevin on the cheeks. Then the man rushed at the ref then opened it snatching the bottle of the milk. "Mm... Milk!" The man got out of the house closing the door behind him. "That's weird..." Ben mumbled looking at the raven haired boy. "What? The fact that he stole our milk or the fact that he kissed me?" Kevin rubbed his cheeks shrugging in disgust.

Ben shook his head. "No..." He looked at the paper from the fortune cookie then back to Kevin. "It said that I... I will meet someone with an eye patch..." Kevin sighed. "Maybe this is true!" Ben exclaimed grinning at Kevin. "We won't know until it happens again." Kevin said grabbing Ben's arms. Ben knew what will happen so he got ready.

x-o-x

The next day they got another ramen and fortune cookies. "So will your fortune cookie predict the future again?" Kevin smirked as Ben opened the cookie. "Lock the door!" Ben yelled. Kevin looked at Ben confused to his actions. "Why?" Kevin asked worried at the panic on Ben's face. "Just do it!" Ben pushed Kevin to the door. Kevin opened the door and saw tons of mana lights coming from the raging Gwen. "Where's Ben?" Kevin shut the door and locked it.

"What does the cookie said?" Kevin asked the sighing Ben. "It said that a relative of mine will be tired of waiting..." Kevin raised an eyebrow at Ben. "Waiting for what?" Kevin asked walking next to his younger friend. "To spill some secrets that I've been keeping..." Kevin smirked at what will possibly happen. "What is that secret?" Ben gasped looking at Kevin leaning to him closer. He swallowed as he stood up slowly.

"C'mon Benji... I know you wanna let me know." Kevin grabbed Ben's hand and pulled him causing Ben to sit on Kevin's lap. "Or you would like to give me some lap dance while you think of it?" Ben pushed Kevin away standing in front of him. "I was about to tell you until you did this! I guess it really is wrong..." Ben rushed inside his room. Kevin sighed walking upstairs following Ben. He knocked at the door hoping for a response.

A piece of paper and pen slid out from the other side of the door. Kevin noticed this and took both of them. He read the note on the paper. 'Do you really want to know the secret?' Kevin sighed as he wrote his response. 'I would but I worry about your feelings...' He slid it to the other side and they began talking using the paper and pen.

'I can mange it...'

'But... I can't help it when you cry...'

'I won't cry you idiot!' Kevin noticed a wet spot on the paper seems like Ben has been crying. He wrote down full with concern and at the same time anger. 'Then explain this wet spot on the paper here!'

A few minute later Ben didn't respond. Kevin fell asleep because of waiting. He woke up because of something poking his back. He saw the paper and a small one too. He read the note. 'Read the other paper... It's from the fortune cookie.' He picked the small paper and read it. 'You will found out that one of your friends loves you!' Kevin smiled as he took the door knob and absorbed it. Then he picked the lock of the room and in result it was a success.

Ben looked at him smiling as he hugged him tight. "The fortune cookie is right..." Kevin said putting Ben into a deep and passionate kiss. But not so far from their apartment a van was parked somewhere. Two voices chuckling together is being heard. "Mission accomplished!" The redhead Gwen smiled at the Asian girl Julie. "It sure is!" Julie grinned.

Well I hope you like it! I can add more chapters if you want just don't forget to review! :D