Why the hell are you screwing my brothers?
Ron
ran into the dormitory.
"Fred, George your never guess wha…"
he stopped a the site of there naked torsos.
"oh hi bro, what is
it erm can you be brief I'm kindda busy Er yeh ?" said Fred
putting a nervous smile on his face. George then said
"uh huh
busy busy busy!" he tried to fake smile too. Ron knew something was
about.
"What's going on? Have you got girls with you? Who who
who? I've got to tell Harry, and Hermione and Ginny. Mum and Dad
are going to FREAK when they find out it will be hilarious I wonder
howwwwwwwwwww……." Ron stopped at the sight oh a pair of hair
and masculine feet appearing on Fred's pillow. Fred pulled his
duvet up to cover the feet but accidentally revealed the person. Ron
was shocked.
"But why you and why er um." A long awkward
silence.
(Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha postpone the Know of who it
was. My evilness amuses myself its funnyfull just like my fanfiction.
Hopefully please review at the end because this is my first one and
tell me if its merde because then I won't bother wasting your time
by writing any more. Anyway R&R and enjoy the rest.)
"Neville
but why you and Seamus you were happy your relationship lasted so
long and you went and had an affair and…" he was interrupted.
"As
a matter of factly were still in a relationship." Ron span round.
It was Seamus lying under George's duvet. Ron looked at him
furiously.
"THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SCREWING MY
BROTHERS?"
"well" said Neville making Ron spin round again
"Seamus and I have been in a relationship for 4 months now and we
though now was the time for se…" he was interrupted.
" yes
you don't have to say it just get to the point ASAP" said Ron
"
we were discussing it when Fred and George came in and said that they
would give us a charm to …erm … protect ourselves."
"why
do you need it your both guys!"
"come on Ron don't get
jealous because I chose Neville over you." Said Seamus
"I'M
NOT GAY!"
"Of course not we believe you." Said Fred and
George in unison
"Oh come on guys" said Neville "Ron's not
gay."
"Thank you!" said Ron
"there's a world of
difference between Gay and bisexual." Everyone laugh…(except Ron
obvious)
Lee Entered the room
" hey guys what's all this
noise… notices Fred, George, Neville and Seamus how could you
after …" he ran out of the room crying.
"You screwed lee?"
asked Ron
"getting Jealous are we?" asked George.
"No
because I'm not gay."
"Well what's this big news then?"
"I
asked lavender out"
"she said Yes?" asked Fred.
"Yes
why? Do you think that she could think I didn't mean it? Do you
think she thinks I was…" he was interrupted
"gay"
suggested Fred
"drunk" suggested Seamus
"High"
suggested Neville
"gay" suggested George
"I'M NOT GAY!"
yelled Ron running out of the room